Got One-Shots Book 2

Break Out (Tyrion Lannister x fem!reader{platonic})

Tyrion let out a sigh. Another prison cell. Not exactly where he wanted or planned to be. "What are you in for?" a voice asked, making him jump. He turned around in the dank cell and saw you lying on a cot. You were looking up at the ceiling and your hands were laced together resting on your stomach. Your trousers and tunic, more suited to a man than a woman, were dirty from your time in the cell.

You sat up and looked at Tyrion. Your question lingered in the air as Tyrion took in your form. (H/C) locks stuck out in all directions and your (e/c) looked at him suspiciously. "You're staring, Lannister." Tyrion chuckled. Of course you knew who he was. "Forgive me. It's not often I'm thrown into a cell with a beautiful woman." You rolled your eyes. "Flattery will get you nowhere with me, Lannister."

Silence fell over you for a moment. Then, Tyrion asked, "How did you end up in a cell, my lady?" You scoffed. "I'm no lady. Y/N will do. As for why, that's for me to know and you to find out." Tyrion chuckled. "I could say the same." You got up and walked over to him. "Now that I recognize you, I don't need you to tell me. There's a price on your head and those men out there? They would gladly hand it over to Cersei."

Before Tyrion could reply, the slot in the door slid open and a tray of food was pushed through. You grabbed the tray and sat it in front of Tyrion. Then, you sat back down on your little bench and crossed your legs. "You're not going to eat? I doubt a hunger strike will work in here." You laughed. "I won't be hungry long. I don't plan on staying here another day." Tyrion's brows furrowed.

"You think I haven't been arrested before, Lannister? This is my third time in here. They've never been able to keep me. I know how to get out and these idiots never tighten their security. I'm leaving tonight." Tyrion stared at you in disbelief. You certainly were confident. You actually reminded him of Bronn. "Take me with you."

You blinked at him in surprise before laughing loudly. When you finally calmed down, you wiped your eyes and shook your head. "No. You'd only slow me down. You've made your bed, you need to lie in it." Tyrion pouted for a moment. "I will not. And should you help me escape, you will be handsomely rewarded. After all, a Lannister always-" You cut him off. "Don't say it!" Tyrion chuckled at that. "Fine. But I swear, if you get us caught, I will behead you myself." Tyrion nodded, just grateful you'd agreed.

That night, during the changing of the guard, you began moving things around in the cell. It confused Tyrion as to what you were doing until a hidden door was revealed. Everything you were doing was loud and Tyrion understood why it had to wait until guard change. "Come on," you whispered after grabbing the torch. Tyrion moved as quickly as his short legs would let him. You closed the door behind you, plunging you both into near darkness. The only light was the small torch you held in your hand.

"Follow me and for the love of all, don't talk," you hissed. You pushed in front of him and began leading the way out. The winding tunnels were almost sickening, but Tyrion managed to keep up. You came to the end of the tunnel and Tyrion huffed. "Did you seriously lead us to a dead end?" You turned and glared at him. "Didn't I say not to talk?"

You ran your hand over the stones in front of you, looking for the loose ones. When you found them, you handed Tyrion the torch. He watched as you moved stones slowly. The longer you took, the faster his heart beat. You were going to get caught. Finally, after what felt like ages, another door was revealed. You took the torch back and opened the door.

It seemed you were underground for hours even though it was possibly only a few minutes. Finally, you and Tyrion emerged above ground and Tyrion breathed in the air. "Don't breathe too deeply, Lannister," you quipped, "I have a boat waiting. I wish you luck." That should have been a dismissal, but Tyrion followed you anyway. To his surprise, your boat wasn't unoccupied. "Varys?"

"I was worried Y/N wouldn't pull through for me," Varys commented. You smirked. "Wait...you planned this?" You laughed and nodded. "As soon as you were taken, Lord Varys had me thrown in there. I knew you'd follow me here. Now, shall I collect my payment or am I to travel with you?" Tyrion glanced between you and Varys before he burst out laughing. "You are quite the actress, Y/N. I say you travel with us. I am certain we could use your skills on this journey. Just try not to be arrested again."