Hey hi HELLO!
Welcome to another edition of The Book of Random!! :D *applause* Hellz Ya
Yeah okay I know WHY you came to this chapter. It's because the title satisfies the sad sadistic creature you are!
Okay JUST KIDDING! (maybe)
OKAY CREEPERS SO THIS CHAPTER IS OBVIOUSLY ABOUT DEATH. :o HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT THE WORST DEATH EVER KNOWN WOULD BE? OKAY WHETHER YOU HAVE OR NOT, FOLLOWING THIS PARAGRAPH CONTAINS A LIST OF WHAT IN MY OPINION THE WORST DEATHS WOULD BE. OKAY SO THIS CAPS IS SCARING ME SO IMA STOP TYPING LIKE THIS AND OKAY I'M STALLING BUT YA WHATEVER READY SET GO!!!
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This is a list of what the worst deaths of mankind would be. :S
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For no reason whatsoever.
Drinking liquid oxygen, then swallowing a lit match.
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy got a gun, Fuzzy Wuzzy SHOT someone.
Eaten by zombies, turned into a zombie, then eaten by zombie eating superzombies.
Getting run over by an ambulance.
Arms magically replaced with angry wolverines.
"Subject was alive at the start of the autopsy. We have rectified that accordingly."
Getting birthday punches when you turn 100.
Driving a burning car into a burning building where they store chainsaws and acid and then the firemen come but they're actually alligators in acid proof fireman disguises and they spray you with vinegar, lemon juice, and salt and swallow you whole and inside the alligator's stomach is this little guy who says, "This is my home get the hell out!" and he shoots you with a shotgun full of nails and sics his pet badger on you and saws your leg off and he kicks you out and you get a staph infection in the alligator's colon and you're pooped out into the sewer where you drown in filth and the city power main breaks and lands in your eye electrocuting you and your spleen explodes and you find out you have AIDS and a hobo steals your skin and they take you to the morgue and freeze you to death and the coroner is that damn Ninja Turtle and a spider lays eggs in your hair and they bury you alive and you suffocate and the bottom falls out of your grave and you fall into a bottomless pit and you go to Hell where you stupidly ask Satan why this was not number one and get sent to Super Hell for asking such a question and then and your soul melts down and your liquefied body falls into a cannon and the cannon shoots you to the sun and you are burned down to ashes and your ashes are burned down to helium and then your helium burned down to hydrogen and your hydrogen burned down to nothingness and you were reincarnated as a grasshopper and got squashed by a 5 mile long and 4.7 mile wide asteroid which is made of pure feces launched by the orbital cow manure launcher. k bye
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The BIG Book of RANDOM
RandomBasically where I let out my random energy and things I would like the world to know. CAUTION: Too many intakes of random jokes may result in LAUGHTER :D
