Yeah, I dunno O.o Enjoy?
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1) Baby do you work for NASA, cause your ass is out of this world?
2) (Holding sugar packet) "Excuse me ma'am, but you dropped your nametag.
3) Excuse me- you dropped something. My jaw.
4) You're like a dictionary ... you add meaning to my life.
5) Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!
6) Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants.
7) Do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
8) Your name must be Campbells 'cus you're mmm mmm good.
9) If you were a laser you'd be set on stunning.
10) Are you from Jamaica cause ja makin me crazy!!!
11) Was your mother a fighter pilot because when she had you she dropped a bomb.
12) You are a fence, because I can't get over you.
13) I want you more than Hitler wanted the Jews dead.
14) Hi
15) Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
16) If you were a Pokemon, I’D CHOOSE YOU!
17) Is it hot in here or is it just you?
18) The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
19) If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
20) Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.
21) Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!
22) Can I have a picture of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
23) Is it hot in here or is it just you?
24) Call 911! Cause you just stole my heart.
25) You're so sweet, you're going to put Hershey's out of business!
26) Without my glasses, you couldn't pass for a female. [FAIL]
27) Your daddy must be a thief, because he stole the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes.
28) If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
29)Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
30) Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you.
31) Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems
32) Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
33) I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
34) You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
35) Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
36) Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
37) If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
38) Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
39) Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
40) If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
41) I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
42) I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
43) I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.
44) Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
45) Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
46) I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
47) Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
48) You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
49) I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.
50) I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
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SonstigesBasically where I let out my random energy and things I would like the world to know. CAUTION: Too many intakes of random jokes may result in LAUGHTER :D
