I know a lot of people like these random things to do chapters so here's another quick one while I work on a quotes chapter for tomorrow or something (: ENJOY PPLS!!!11
Go to stores and pay for everything in pennies.
At a store with a bunch of friends, all have a spasm at the same time near each other and don't move.
Put a $50 price tag on your face and sit on the conveyor belt in a store.
Go to the ice cream store and ask for a sample of every flavor, than leave.
Go into a candy store and start singing "Candy Shop" by 50 cent.
Go in a glass window display at a department store and tand perfectly still.
Go to a furniture store. Climb into a wardrobe and shut the door. Climb out and say "I was in Narnia."
Go to a store and ask to join their army. I joined the Walmart army btw.
Stare into a stores window, point at a person then lick the glass.
Run up to a random crowd in a crowded store and scream "THIS IS SPARTA"!!
Go to a mattress store and jump on all the beds.
Scream "HEY UGLY" at astore and all the people that are full of theselves won't turn around.
Superglue a fake iphone to the ground outside the apple store and watch the mayhem unfold...
Start doing the charlie brown in a store and when someone asks whats wrong you say I never liked you.
Jump up and down in the store screaming when I grow up I wanna be a potato.
Go to the pet store in a animal costume.
Go to a pet store and say to an employee "I'm looking for Nemo".
Go to a pet store and ask if they have llamas in stock.
Follow someone around in a store,spray everything they touch with disinfectant spray!
Buy a Hershey bar and scream in the store I FOUND THE GOLDEN TICKET!!
Go to a drugstore and see if they have pot.
Lay on a bed that's in a store, and fall asleep on it.
Go to a pet store and ask where the dinosaur eggs are.
Point to a washing machine in an appliance store, and say "WHAT IS THIS THING!" to a salesperson
Walk up and down the produce aisle in a store and lecture the vegetables on how to gain world domination.
Scream at a guy with a long beard at a store saying I thought you were dead dumbledore.
Go to the grocery store find some food and put it in a random person's cart and walk away.
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The BIG Book of RANDOM
RandomBasically where I let out my random energy and things I would like the world to know. CAUTION: Too many intakes of random jokes may result in LAUGHTER :D
