Soulmates

Chapter 34

green son of a bitch: RED ALERT

RED ALERT

GUYS SOMETHING HAPPENED

~gay~: it's???? 12am?????

green son of a bitch: and yet you answered

the best person ever: broski wtf happened

green son of a bitch: okok so you remember how I went on a date

~gay~: seeing as your hopeless ass wouldn't have gotten one without me, yeah vaguely.

green son of a bitch: your commentary is not needed right now

~gay~: sorry. please continue

green son of a bitch: thank you

anyway he kissed me and it turns out we're soulmates.

so that's a thing that happened

jesus why are you taking so long to type

you guys are scaring me

~gay~: BITCH WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK???? YOU COULD HAVE TOLD US THIS HOURS AGO?????? AND YOU JUST???? DECIDED???? NOT TO???? THAT'S FUCKING HUGE. I WISH I HAD THAT. YOU ARE LITERALLY LIVING THE LESBIAN DREAM

the best person ever: Alex before telling us: I feel like I forgot something

green son of a bitch: I sat down on the floor and stared at the wall when I got home then I took a nap then I told you

~gay~: literally can't say shit because I would do the same thing tbh

side note: are y'all free tomorrow

green son of a bitch: ye why

the best person ever: I literally have no life, so yea

~gay~: because I have a date tomorrow night and the LeBiAn PaNiC is setting in

Sadie...

bitch imma need you to type faster

the best person ever: WHEN THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN??? I HAVE BEEN YOUR #1 WINGMAN THROUGHOUT THIS ABSOLUTE DISASTER OF A CRUSH, AND YOU HAVE THE A U D A C I T Y TO NOT TELL ME???? FAKE FUCKING FRIEND

green son of a bitch: you good?

the best person ever: n o

~gay~: Alex, did you expect anything different?

green son of a bitch: true

I'm free tomorrow if you need to recreate the scene in romcoms where i HaVe sO mUcH tO dO bUt WhAt WiLl I wEaR???!!!!!???!!!

~gay~: that is exactly what I need.

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Magnus,

If I can stop one heart from breaking,

I shall not live in vain;

If I can ease one life the aching,

Or cool one pain,

Or help one fainting robin

Unto his nest again,

I shall not live in vain.

Emily Dickinson

Damn, you really knew what you were doing when you gave me this collection.