Would it be gay if...?/Jilix

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Help Me

Jisung:
I'm sad, Felix just left

what did you guys do yesterday?

Jeongin:
I watched movies with Seungmin ( ＾∀＾)

Hyunjin:
I hung out with one of Felix's friends because
he randomly texted me and asked me last minute

Jeongin:
And you just agreed???

Hyunjin:
I mean yeah, he offered to buy me food.
He just didn't want to be lonely
on Valentine's Day ig

Seungmin:
Well you're alive so ig it's fine? At least
you didn't almost accidentally join a cult

Jeongin:
I SAID I WAS SORRY

Jisung:
Well umm anyways...

Seungmin:
Wait isn't Chan on this group chat?

Jisung:
OH YEAH!! I forgot about that

Chan:
I was waiting to see how long it would take
You guys to notice

Jeongin:
Jisung you should add Felix

Jisung:
You do realize that this is the place
I come to rant about Felix right?

Hyunjin:
We could add Changbin too

Jeongin:
Who's Changbin?

Hyunjin:
Chan and Felix's friend/ the person
I hung out with yesterday

Seungmin:
What about Minho?

Jisung:
Heck no!! I'm still mad at him

Chan:
What did you and Felix do yesterday?

Chan added Felix to 'Help Me'

Jisung:
Omg his outfit yesterday was so freaking adorable
and we held hands when we were walking home
and his smile VSKBDIA Then we flipping cuddled
and- yesterday was perfect

CHAN WTH?!?!?!

Seungmin:
Omg. Chan, you're great

Felix:
I-

Hyunjin:
I think you broke both of them

Jeongin:
It's okay, we know that Jisung is secretly
happy Chan added him

Jisung:
WDYM???

Seungmin:
You're secretly happy that Felix read your rant

Felix:
I'm happy I got to read it, it was cute

Jisung:
If that is his response then yes, I am
Very happy he read it

Felix:
Why is the group chat called help me?

Jisung:
Don't expose me, this is mainly
Going towards Seungmin

Seungmin:
Because Jisung made this group chat
To come rant about you

Felix:
Do I annoy you???

Hyunjin:
Not that kind of rant. Kind of like the

Rant you just read

Jisung:
I come here to rant about how cute you are

Hyunjin:
You just low key exposed yourself

Seungmin:
And about how he thinks you're not truly
Straight

Felix:
Lol

Hyunjin:
What kind of response is that? ^

Chan:
Anyways, changing the subject... how did
Jeongin almost joint a cult?

Felix:
WHAT?!?!?

Jeongin:
I don't want to talk about it (◞‸◟)

Hyunjin:
Felix, are you sure you're straight?

Chan:
Thought we changed the subject to
Cults guys

Hyunjin:
But I'm curious, my gaydar goes off around him

Felix:
I gtg

Jisung:
HYUNJIN YOU MANDE HIM
UNCOMFORTABLE!!!

Felix:
It's fine Sungie, something just popped up
And I have to go

Chan:
So cults

Jeongin:
Can we please not talk about them?
And bye Felix!

Hyunjin:
Well anyways, gtg bye

Jisung:
Bye Lix, luv you

Felix:
Luv you too

Jeongin:
Awwww, you guys are so cute

Seungmin:
Why 'luv'? And I guess the rest of us are irrelevant

Jisung:
Cause to Felix it means 'no homo'

Hyunjin:
Okay well I'm gonna go watch Disney plus
Now so bye

Seungmin:
Bye

This chapter is a mess but I'm not mad about it

Chan was trying to change the subject because he knows sexuality
A uncomfortable topic for Felix if you didn't get that btw. He wasn't just trying to talk about cults for no reason lol