P.I.T: Season 17 Episode 9 "Titties and Dragons"
"HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO ORGANIZE THESE PEOPLE?! THEY'RE ANIMALS!"
"Dealing with completely unreasonable people is going to be a norm for you two when you become heroes."
"That's-
"DEEEEAAAAALS!"
*SCREEEEEEEEEEECH*
"KISS MY FAT VAGINAAAAAA!!!"
"...Is it too late to quit?" Tricia asks with slight concern in her voice.
"Well, if you want, I can take you two a decade or so into the future for Black Friday: Kiddie Edition." Dovah offers his little sisters.
"What episode is tha-"
"Deal!" Tricia cuts Karen off before pointing out, "Whatever episode or special it is has to be better than this bullshit."
P.I.T: South Park 'Not Suitable For Children' Special
"THE DELIVERY TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD!!!!!"
*BOOOOM* *BOOM* *CRASH* *BOOOOOOOM* *BOOOOM* *BOOM* *CRASH* *BOOM* *BOOOOOOM* *BOOM* *BOOOOM* *BOOM* *CRASH* *BOOOOOOOOOM* *BANG* *BOOOOOM* *BOOM*
"IT'S WORSE!!!" Tricia shrieks while getting thrown through a window. "IT'S FUCKING WORSE!"
"WE WANT CRED! WE WANT CRED! WE WANT CRED! WE WANT CRED!"
"TWEEK'S NOT GONNA MAKE IT, YOU GUYZ!"
"FUCK OFF, CARTMAN!"
"ME FIRST! ME FIIIIRRRSSSTTT!"
"GIVE ME THE CRED!"
"THERE'S SOME RIGHT THERE- AUGH!!!"
"IT'S GONE! IT'S ALL FUCKING GONE!!!"
"DOVAH!!! OPEN A TIME PORTAL!" Karen screams after getting Tricia down from a wrecked CVS Pharmacy ceiling and stealing a few bottles of this bullshit for partial credit.
"Uhhh, this wasn't a fetch quest, Karen. You were supposed to organize and calm these people d-"
"HEY! THAT KID IS GETTING AWAY WITH THE CRED!!!"
*SCREEEEEEEEEEECH*
"CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD!!!!!"
"OPEN A PORTAL! OPEN A FUCKING TIME PORTAL, DOVAH!!!"
"Tricia-"
"OPEN IT!!!"
One thousand four hundred seventy two cred-craving kids died, half of Pueblo Colorado was reduced to flaming wreckage, and Mega Cred tasted like shit.
No wonder Dovah didn't make this mission a fetch quest.
P.I.T: 'Not Suitable For Children' Special (Take 2)
"Are those... Are those Hypnoshades from the Splatoon games?" Dovah asks the two grinning girls.
"Yup! South Park functions off child logic and it's very child logic that using hypno-tech makes people be nice and do what we want, so the obvious solution is to use more hypno-tech!" Karen smiles.
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