Episode 27.5

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As we all march in comfortable silence and take care of all the skibidi's in the way i started gettin closer with plunger camera because you bet i damn well fucking screamed at the top of my lungs as he died.

I see a plunger dropped by another cameraman... chainsaws for fore-arms?

My dreams are wild...

I dont question it anymore then i have have to now is not the time.

Hey wait did the cameraman just fucking disappear?

Am i in a mental hospital?
Whatever.

I pickup the plunger and throw to plunger cam

"Catch"

He caught it and instantly shove a toilets head back in its base

I thumbs up to him and say

"Nice"

He nods at me and we keep going i can feel us getting super close.

"Come on everyone were getting close i can feel it!"

We all march on as the cameramen and speakermen chat via private transmissions

As we move on i keep getting an uncomfortable feeling

"Has anyone felt something is out of place?"

Alots of cameramen nod and only 2 speakermen nod

As soon as we finish that interaction a fucking army of building sized toilets is emerging

"WERE IN A TRAP RETREAT OR FIGHT!"

As i pretty much screamed that everyone got ready

And i do something considered borderline suicide

Run straight into them.

When i got close enough the skibidi tried to eat me whole.

Of course i dodged and jumped on its nape.

When it retracted i jumped and flushed it then i moved on to the next.

Everyone is now fighting.

Im flushing the ones who are about to eat or hurt a fellow droid and in 30 minutes of fighting we won.

Of course i sustained ultra big damage so im hell of a lot of pain right now.

I got headbutt and almost got ran over like 10 times each and damn it if it didnt hurt what id do right now.

"Hey large speaker?"

He looks at me curious.

I hate to ask something like this but im running low on endurance, im in pain and im almost destroyed im barely holding on.

"Can you carry me back home please? I cant go on any longer..."

He nods at me and trasmissions for me to get rest and that he will report for me.

"Thank you.."

As soon as i said that i went limp and everyone heard one thing:

[power saving system engaged.]

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