Jake sighed. "I should've known I was gonna lose Charles. He's so pocket-sized. He could be hidden anywhere!"
"Jake, we need to focus on Cheddar" said y/n. "Charles is a grown man. He can take care of himself."
"No, he's not. He's a Charles. And he's blind! Oh, God, he's probably already dead" said Jake.
"Right? So let's not waste our time and energy on him and focus on finding Cheddar" said y/n.
Jake's phone started ringing. "Wait! It's Charles. Charles?"
"Jake? Is that you?" asked Charles. "I can't see my phone. I dialled over forty wrong numbers."
"It's me" said Jake.
"I found Cheddar" said Charles.
"You found Cheddar!" said Jake happily.
"Which is why I was like: 'We need to go to him'" said y/n.
"Charles, where are you?" asked Jake.
"I've got him cornered in some bushes, but I don't know where I am" said Charles.
A train horn sounded in the background.
"Wait, stop talking" said Jake. "I'm hearing something in the background. What is that, a train and a girl whimpering?"
"That's me; I'm so scared you're not gonna find me" Charles said nervously.
"Charles, don't move. I know exactly where you are" said Jake. He hung up the phone. "He's at the entrance by 7th Street. I used to hang out there all the time."
"Doing what?" asked y/n, confused.
Jake hit the apple with his knee.
"Aw! I boofed it" he said to the group in front of him.
"Nothing. Cool stuff. Having sex" said Jake. "Anyways, it doesn't matter. Let's go."
Jake quickly got into the car.
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"He's got to be here somewhere" said Jake as him and y/n walked into the park.
"What's up, Peralta? Want to jump in on this tasty sesh?" asked a kid.
"Uh, you got the wrong guy. I've never seen you before" said Jake. "Heh, dumb stoner."
"He referred to you by name" said y/n. "That seems like he knows you."
"Hey, there's Charles" said Jake.
"Jake? Jake?" asked Charles, looking up at the sky.
"Charles, we're behind you" Jake said.
Charles turned around. "Look! I found Cheddar. I found him."
Charles was not holding Cheddar, instead, he was holding a large, confused-looking possum.
"Oh, God" said y/n.
"I know! Pretty impressive, right?" asked Charles. "It's a proud day for blind people everywhere."
"Charles - " said Jake awkwardly.
"It wasn't easy, though. This guy put up quite a fight. But we're good friends now, right?" Charles asked the possum. "Right? You have me a bunch of kisses."
"Damn it, Charles. It's a possum" said Jake.
"Oh, no" said Charles.
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Jake paced around Holt's living room, the squad sat on the chairs in front of him.
"All right, everyone. Here's where we're at" said Jake. "Bad news: Cheddar is still at large and you know that slippery little bastard is just laughing at us."
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Fanfictie"We kissed, like, three hours ago" said Jake. "Yes, we did kiss... For reals" you said. "For reals, reals" Jake said. "Listen, I know you said you don't want to date cops, but I really like you." "I like you too" you said. Seasons 3 and 4 of Brookly...
