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CHAPTER 31
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"Can we just um forget it?" I ask nervously. These motherfuckers have been yapping and yapping about Bucky and I relationship.

"Aj come here I'm going to tell you about baby making" I say. Sarah instantly faces my direction. I hand her my phone so she can record.

"Ok" I say grabbing a bun and sausages. "So you know how boys have a pee-pee" I put the hot dog in front of his face.

"Yeah" he says innocently. I can hear Bucky and Sam's concerning sounds emitting form them.

"And what does a girl have?" I ask smirking.

"I don't know?" He says clearly confused.

I grab the ketchup bottle. "Okay so girls haves these pubes named vaginas but for my sake we're going to call her Virginia"

"Once a month, the villain of our story the uterus releases blood and tissue" I say squirting the bun with blood.

"You guys really do that?" Aj asks surprised.

"Yup" I say "we use protective covers to catch it"

"Anyways back to sex Ed" I say shrugging it off. "We can them periods or as I like to call it aunt flow"

"Anyways, when we're not on our period" I say "pay attention this is where your kind makes an appearance"

"Our lovey Virginia has a wonder hole or a bundle of nerves" I say. I grab a new bun and the sausage from earlier and slide in the thing very graphically.

"Anyways, long story short. Sperm comes out of the penis and goes into Virginia to which then cause the egg to fertilize. And begin the formation of a fetus or cell depending on how you view it" I say finishing the story and taking a bite of the hot dog.

Everyone let's put a breath. "That wasn't as bad as I thought it's be" Sarah says.

"Yeah, wait till you hear about STD's" I say scoffing.

"What are ST.." cass starts.

"NO!" Everyone yells aggressively. "I'm not going through that again" Sam says.

"You guys are no fun" I say frowning. Bucky wipes my cheek that's covered in ketchup from the hotdog.

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Bucky and I arrived home after going swimming with the kids. My hair was stale from the sea salt and I took a shower before walking downstairs where Bucky was figuring out how to change the channel.

I sit down next to him in a cozy fluffy blanket that feels amazing since I just came back from swimming and I swear there's nothing better than taking a nap after swimming.

He finally figures it out and puts on a nature documentary. I lean my head on his shoulder. "This shoulder is very uncomfortable" I say grabbing a pillow and leaning it on his shoulder.

"It's metal" Bucky says amused.

"Haha nice" I say pouting while watching an eagle going in for a fish. "You think the fish had a family?"

"You're doing the thing where you overthink" Bucky says amused.

"I'm not" I say offended. "Oh! I have a present to show you"

"Again?" He asks annoyed.

"I didn't waste any cash on it" I say too innocently. "Ok maybe but it's part of the gift"

I grab his arm and drag him to the guest room. I open the door widely.

"It's your very own room!" I say while I jump on the bed. "See now you can visit and have privacy"

"This place looks better than my place" Bucky says looking around. He grabs my waist bring me up from the bed.

"Oh hi" I say nervously wrapping my arms around his shoulders.

"Hi" he says smiling. "Thank you Mars"

"Don't get sappy with me C-3PO" I say while smacking his shoulder which backfires because I just smacked vibranium.

I smack his other shoulder twice. "Hey!" He says grabbing his shoulder.

"You deserved that" I say grabbing my arm and narrowing my eyes.

"That's abuse" he corrects. He grabs me like a toddler would and runs downstairs while I scream my throat out.

"HIJO DE LA CHINGADA" I yell aggressively. (Son of a bitch)

He throws me on the couch and throws the blanket on top of me. I thrash around trying to find an opening especially since I'm disoriented.

I find a way out and pop my head out. Bucky sits on the couch already watching the tv acting like he didn't almost kill me.

He looks over and me and looks at my hair that's now extremely puffy. "This is your fault"

"It's really pretty" he says while reaching over and patting my head. "Did you like it?"

"Yeah" he says "I'm not getting sappy but get you havent let me take a picture of you"

"Ugh, why do you need.." I groan rolling my eyes.

"I want to put them in my apartment" he says cutting me off. "I already bought the frames don't feel too special"

"Oh how flattered I am" I say sarcastically. "Fine but it has to be together because at least you'll make me look nice"

"Rude" he mutters. I scoot up and lay my head on his shoulder while he wraps his arm around me. He brings his phone up in the air with the cámara open. I beam a biggest smile I can make.

I take his phone and he doesn't seem to mind as i look at the photo. "I look good"

"You do" Bucky agrees.

"You look okay" I tease even though I know he looks like he came out of a magazine. "Okay for an old man"

"Yes sugar papa" I say softly and kiss his cheek. "You know we should really teach you Spanish"

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