FUCKING HELL, LITERALLY

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CHAPTER 30 :,)
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"I brought arroz!" I yell with my sunglasses on. Sam had a cook out made with all his friends an family to a big ass feast.

I was excited to say the least. The kids run toward me when they see me. "Where's is it?" Aj asks.

"Car keys in my purse" I say. He rummages through my shoulder bag and finds the keys. "Don't go driving!"

He nods and runs off to get the pizza I bought for the kids. I set the Mexican rice down on a plastic table.

"You're finally here" Sarah says happily. Surprisingly she hugs me, one thing you should know about Sarah is that she's rarely a hugger.

"Are you okay" I ask concerned and reciprocate the hug.

She smacks my shoulder letting me go from the hug. I see Aj pass by with 4 pizza boxes.

"You bought them pizza?" She asks.

"No..what no way. Hey! Where did that pizza come from?" I say nervously while yelling after AJ.

"I also know about their allowances" she says confronting me.

"Allowances? Are you kidding me?" I say shrugging it off. She uses her magic mom powers and forces it out of me. "Okay maybe I did"

"Are you mad? You can't be that mad, I've only ever done it when I take them to school" I say defensively. She's not even talking but I splitting everything out.

"I'll pretend I didn't hear that" she says grabbing my arm and handing me a plate. "Foods ready"

We walk toward the tables and I say hello to some of the people I grew up with. I see Sam taking pictures with people and everyone having a nice time.

Finally something is back to normal. I grab a slice of pizza and join Sarah with the kids.

"Margo, we're playing operation" aj says. I see the bored game next to him.

"Hell yea little man, I'm a boss at that one" I say taking a huge bite of pizza. The music starts playing and then I see Bucky emerge with all the kids trailing behind him.

I grab the soda from the table and aj asks me to serve him some. I pour our cups to the brim while Sarah scolds us both for drinking too much. Jokes on her though because we went for seconds.

"bucket!" I yell toward my boyfriend. I stand up making my way toward him. "Didn't know if you'd make it"

I take his sunglasses off and then replace them with my own. I put his sunglasses on me. "I feel like robo cop"

"These are the glasses you bought back in New York" he says looking at them. "The rich stepmother vibes"

"Yup, Let's go eat because cass is eyeing my plate and I will throw hands if my food is touched" I say raising my fist while making my way back toward the table.

I snatch the pizza and basically inhale it if you will. I bought it from the best restaurant around that sells it. Sam makes his way over from all the pictures.

"Yo I think Tania got to your face" I say while chewing. Bucky has placed himself next to me. Sam had a huge mark of bright purple lipstick on the side of his mouth.

"Tania talks about Uncle Sam all the time" Cass informs me.

"She likes the round brown" Sam says sitting down. "You don't want a picture with Captain America?"

"Oh no thanks" I say motioning him to calm down. "I already have a couple thousand pictures"

"From us naked to college, I have it all" I say. I rethink my statement. "That came out wrong"

Sarah laughs from the corner. "She means baby pictures"

"Yeah that's the word" I say snapping my fingers. My eyes widen in realization. "I technically dated Captain America!"

"You and Sam really dated?" Bucky asks shocked. Sam looks at Bucky I can see the gears turning in his head.

"And I got her pregnant too" Sam says smirking. Bucky's eyes widen in shock. "You have a child with Sam?"

"What? No" i say but it comes out super defensive. "Sam I'm going to kill you"

"They dated back in elementary school" Sarah clarifies.

"Thankyou!" I say to Sarah gratefully.

"That doesn't explain the pregnant part" Bucky says with suspicion.

"Oh he kissed me and I um thought I was pregnant" I say embarrassed. "It's okay I drank special choco milk that made the pregnant go away"

"Didn't you kiss me?" Sam backfires from the seat making it worse.

"Didn't I break up with you?" I backfire narrowing my eyes. "We were seven. We didn't know how babies we're made"

"How are babies made?" Aj asks. I get up and point to Sarah, while aggressively slamming my hands on the table. "FINALLY! I FREAKING TOLD YOU!"

"Margo don't" she says narrowing her eyes on me. "No no we made deal!"

"What deal?" Cass asks eating chips and watching this go down.

"Your dad and Margo made a bet that if AJ ever asked the cliques question about babies before he was 11. She would be the one to explain it to you" Sarah explains dreadfully.

"I've been waiting for this moment since the day you were born" I say to AJ excitedly.

"Why?" Cass asks confused.

"Because your father was calm and put together. While I am a motherfreaking train wreak with the emotional range of a celery stick" I say plucking a fry from bucky's plate.

"Don't give me that look. I bought that shirt." I say to Bucky who looks like he's questioning his life decisions.

"You go doll" Bucky say giving me a strained smile and going back to his food.

"What did he just say?" Sarah say now getting excited.

"Oh fuck" I say frowning.

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