How did I get here-? [Purogen headcanons, SCP, other]

Haymakers, Spinebreakers, and Headpats.

[Meep! I'm back, for some reason. Guess I hated myself enough, or got bored enough to write.

Where were we? Oh right, the fight with 049. Hmmmmm……

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The feed resumes, right where it was before

Purogen: Well doctor, if we must fight, I wish you the best of luck.

049: 𝕬𝖓𝖉 𝖙𝖔 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖆𝖒𝖊, 𝖒𝖞 𝖋𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖉.

Purogen: Also, I do hope you know that my little tantrum a second ago was just to see if you would keep your cool.

049: 𝕴 𝖋𝖎𝖌𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖉 𝖆𝖘 𝖒𝖚𝖈𝖍.

Purogen steps forwards and throws a fast right jab, like a boxer, more as a testing hit than anything else.

049 easily sidesteps and parries the blow, flathanding purogen in the chest as he does so.

Purogen steps back again

Purogen: You are quite fast, doctor.

049: 𝖂𝖍𝖞, 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖐 𝖞𝖔𝖚!

049 does similarly, preforming a spinning roundhouse kick, directly aimed at purogens visor

Purogen, in similar fashion, sidesteps and parries the blow, via stepping to the side and grabbing 049's leg and spinning with the kick, and throwing them to the other side of the room

Purogen: Quite fast, indeed.

049 stands back off and brushes off their cloak, before taking a fighting stance and readying themselves

Purogen: Last chance to back out here, doctor.

049: 𝕷𝖊𝖙𝖘 𝖏𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖌𝖊𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍

Purogen: Well, you asked for it-

Purogen's legs sort of melt slightly, going from plantigrade to digigrade

[Plant. \    digi.    \
            /               /
           /__.           \__

The difference is very slight, but 60 mph is better than 35.]

049: 𝕺𝖔𝖔𝖔𝖍!

Purogen starts running full tilt at 049, going extremely quickly, before grabbing 049's ?beak¿ and yanking their head back, overbalancing them and knocking 049 over

Purogen: Yes, it's very useful.

049 stands back up, and rubs their beak slightly

049: 𝕿𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝖍𝖚𝖗𝖙-

Purogen: It was supposed to?

049: 𝕹𝖔𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖋𝖆𝖑𝖑, 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖌𝖗𝖆𝖇-

Purogen: Oh. Wait- that's not just a mask?

049: 𝕹𝖔, 𝖎𝖙𝖘 𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖒𝖞 𝖘𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑

Purogen: You learn somthing new every day. Now, are you going to actually take this fight seriously? I'm starting to get bored, and I can tell your holding back.

049: 𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖉𝖔𝖓𝖙 𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝖒𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖗𝖞 𝖙𝖔 𝖍𝖚𝖗𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚.

Purogen: Humor me.