How did I get here-? [Purogen headcanons, SCP, other]

Drowning

*The feed starts with purogen staring straight at the camera, almost as if he is watching you*

[BZZZZZZ]

*Buckeye enters the chamber, carrying a bucket of water*

Purogen: hello.

Buckeye: hello, do you know why I am here today?

Purogen: guessing it has to do with that bucket of water-?

Buckeye: yep.

*purogen stands up, and goes to the corner opposite of the bed*

Purogen: let me guess, your going to see if I short due to water.

Buckeye: exactly. Ready?

Purogen: just get it over with-

*Buckeye smiles a wide grin, before dumping the water bucket ontop of purogen's head, soaking his fur throughly*

Purogen: yikes! Why is it so cold-?!?

*purogen rapidly shakes himself, throwing water all around the room, not unlike how a dog dries off*

*after shaking for quite a a while, purogen stops, and then absorbs all his fur momentarily, before pushing it back out, fully dried, with the water sitting in an internal storage tank*

Purogen: There, happy now?

Buckeye, slightly wet and annoyed: extremely.

Purogen: anything else-?

*purogen sits back down at the table, leaving a puddle of accidentally shed nanites in the corner*

Buckeye: what is that-?

*Buckeye points at the puddle*

Purogen: oh! So sorry, it's had to keep myself together at times, so sorry-

*the puddle rapidly flows across the room and purogen reabsorbs it*

*Buckeye blinks, before asking*

Buckeye: so your a liquid-?

Purogen: who is making myself maintain a form.

*Buckeye sends an obvious look to the one way, before exiting*

*video feed cuts*