How did I get here-? [Purogen headcanons, SCP, other]

Electrocution

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[Sorry on the late uploading, life has been getting in the way and writers block ain't helping either. Im Also forcing myself to write this, so if it comes off badly, please let me know.

Secondly, I am officially changing actions to italicized text, with bold being a voice change

Sorry for the format change, but this was originally meant to be posted on discord, so the text editing was done in that way. I am just fixing it now, but yes, change in formatting]

*the feed starts with a camera in the corner, slowly panning from left to right, as it shows purogen calmly sitting on the edge of his bed, painstakingly scratching a line on the wall, with exactly 231 other lines on the wall as well, as if he was counting the days*

???: uhm- hello, is this thing on?

Purogens ears flick up and he turns towards the one way glass

Purogen: Yes, your speaker is functioning normally.

???: thank you. Now, I am guessing that you don’t know me, so I will introduce myself. I am Dr. Wardeel, and I have been assigned to you.

Purogen: silence, before making a motion with his left paw, as if urging him to continue

Wardeel: ahem- As such, I now must preform experiments and tests on you, to know your physical and mental capabilities, as well as any defects or other side affects you have.

Purogen: Well, what would you have me do, doctor?

Wardeel: If you could back away to the wall opposite the door, I would greatly appreciate it.

Purogen stands up and walks towards the camera, ending up in the far corner from the door

Purogen: If I may ask, what are you going to be doing to me?

Wardeel: Today, the council has asked that you be given a electrical test, to see what amperage you can sustain

Purogen seems to go into a daze for a moment, the door opening as a class-d gets shoved in, holding a stun baton, a tazer, and a car battery with some alligator clamps

Purogen: Well I could have just told you that, I can sustain up to a terawatt of electricity every second, as far as I know. I never pushed beyond that.

Purogen: oh, hello!

Purogen waves at the class d person, a male of seeming mid thirties with a stocky build and a full beard

Dboi: hello! I was told to come in here and harm you with these-

the dboi places the objects on the table, nervously

Purogen: I am gonna sit down at the table now, okay?

Purogen slowly and deliberately goes to the table and sits down, opposite of the dboi

Dboi: Don't do anything funny, kay!? 

The dboi grabs the stun baton, and jabs it into purogens sholder, throwing some sparks as it makes contact with the chest armor

Purogen: Extremely minor thermal damage, and and extra ten minutes for me, yippe-

 Wardeel: D-3792, you can leave the cell, the test is done. Please leave the objects on the table.

Purogen: aww, well, have a good day.

Dboi: Sorry for jabbing you, you have a good day as well.

Dboi promptly leaves the cell, as purogen turns towards the glass again

Purogen: Want me to do anything with these-?

Wardeel: place then by the food slot, please.

Purogen grabs the items and places them by the door

Purogen: If you don't mind, I politely ask that you show me your face. I don't like talking to people I can't personify. Up to you, though. 

Wardeel: Mabye some other time, I get to go draft a report about your the most conductive thing alive.

Purogen: Hehe, fair enough. See you tomorrow?

Wardeel: Mabye you will, mabye you won't.

*feed cuts*