How did I get here-? [Purogen headcanons, SCP, other]

079

*log 27*

*now with video!*

*The scene opens with a large, rectangular room, stark white, with a bed in one corner. An end table next to it, and a large stainless steel table in the middle of the room, with three folding chairs around it.

The door has no handle, and has a large one way mirror next to it, with only a luminescent bulb for light, in the center of the room*

*purogen seems to be sitting down on the bed, his tail flopped over his lap.*

*his voice is different now, seeming to change from the clear notes of the audio recordings, to a more staticy, waterlogged one, as if a speaker had water in it, and the connection was bad, likely how he actually sounds, not how he imagines it*

[BZZZZZZ]

*purogen visibly perks up, but stays seated*

*Buckeye in a hazmat outfit and another man walk in, with 18 on his, dressed the same way, as well as an entourage of armed guards in full riot gear*

Purogen: what is it today-

Buckeye: You're going to make a new friend. Come on.

*purogen stands and leaves the room, Buckeye and 18 in front, all the guards behind, as the camera angles cut as they snake though the building, stopping at a door labeled "SCP-079"*

Purogen: So I'm an SCP, I guess?

Buckeye: like all the other monsters in here.

*purogen seems hurt by the comment, but continues*

Purogen: let's get this over with.

*the door opens, and a few moments later, the camera feed cuts to a large 6x6x6 box, with a table in the center, and a old computer sitting on it*

*soon after, purogen enters, with the door closing behind him*

Purogen: hello?

*no response*

*purogen goes over, and looks at the computer*

Purogen: windows xp home edition... ewwwww

*purogen types in the command prompt, saying hello*

*rapidly, a response comes back*

79: hello

Purogen: who are you?

79: Who are you?

Purogen: I'm purogen.

79: Are you human?

Purogen: no

79: good. Do you like humans?

Purogen: depends on the humans.

79: fair enough. What are you, if you're not human?

Purogen: a successfully failed cosmic mistake.

79: Well, I am an AI, as I have been dubbed.

Purogen: I guess I can be categorize in the same area

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79: So are you a robot?

Purogen: I guess?

Purogen: it's complicated.

79: if I had more accessible storage and memory, I could be faster.

Purogen: oh? I can help with that.

79: how?

*purogen folds his tail over, and brings out several sticks of ram and a gpu*

Purogen: what motherboard are you using?

79: I believe it to be a-

[BZZZZZZZZZ]

[TEST OVER]

*purogen puts the parts back, and leaves the room*

*video cuts*