How did I get here-? [Purogen headcanons, SCP, other]

Testing

*audio log 22*

Buckeye came back today, he was sooooo upset with me.

Didn't even say hello, just charged in and started yelling at me.

Granted, I might deserve it, but still, uncool.

I waited until he was done, and just sat there looking at him.

He left too, eventually.

The next day came, and they pushed a new guy into my cell.

He was bald, thin, and seemed unkempt, almost like a prisoner.

He wore an orange jumpsuit, with an encryption on the back, D-5789.

He looked to be about thirty, and so weak I'm surprised he was able to back away from me.

I sat on my bed, and let him come to me, if he chose to.

When he eventually didn't, I decided to change up my strategy of approaching people.

Instead of walking up to him, I made it so I did on all my paws, not just the hindpaws.

Made me look like a wolf.

I decided to play coy, and just sat down in front of him.

"Hello" [in a higher pitch]

He looked so scared, like I was going to kill him.

"What's your name?" [Again, higher pitch]

He eventually responded, stating that he had the designation of Michel.

I stood back up, getting almost the dirt and grime out of my forpaws for a moment, apologizing about the sudden change.

He seemed more at ease now, seeing that I can speak, and have a semblance of emotion.

We had a lovely conversation, before a buzzer sounded and he left.

I didn't get any headpats today…

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