How did I get here-? [Purogen headcanons, SCP, other]

Evil-?

*audio log 21*

I found out just how much they like to monitor me, cause when I slammed back into my body, I found numerous guns pointed at me, having had my body painted a terrible puke color.

They hadn't seen that I was back yet, most of them seemed bored.

So I hit em with a raw line, cause I was feeling it

"Man, who puked on me? Was it one of yall?"

12 instant gunshots

Light thermal damage, and a good lead snack for me later.

I pretend to have died, and just fell off the ceiling, directly onto the floor.

I even put a couple of holes through me for added effect.

I sat there for a good minute, listening to their radios go ballistic.

It was hilarious to just start laughing, and stand back up.

I creeped all of them out. It was funny.

I said to them:

"Can I not have some privacy? Jeez, didn't have to paint me in puke. I was just maintaining my income, for Pete's sake"

After they all calmed down, they left.

I cleaned myself off, and made a show of eating every bullet through my maw.

Ooooh, I think a tailmaw would be cool….

*audio cuts*