"Hey hun, how you doing you seemed so shy I didn't know you'd call."
Me: laughing nervously, "So uhm how long ago did I call?"
Him: "Like a couple of seconds ago."
Boie at that point mi feel a burden rise offa mi.
I responded, "Oh, YK a the phone press off still mi never realize."
We spoke for about an hour, he's so funny and a very good listener.
I then had a long-ass shower, I had to shave my coochie it was becoming a forest down there.
Through all this, I blasted Shenseea 'Good Comfort'. As I stepped out of the bathroom I saw my phone light up.
Text Message thread
Mr. Darkskin: Hey hun, I don't want to seem too weird but can I take you on a date at 4?
At this point, I was screaming with excitement.
Mums pushed the door open and said "wah uh nuh stop ih noise inah the bbclt place"
I didn't even care that she cursed at me I was too happy.
I replied saying: Ok, no prob. Where you planning on going?
He replied: It's a surprise.
At this point uh know gyal a look fih her best outfit inuh.
After calming down, I started to have second thoughts about the date because to how time a run, uh caah too trust people. I called Sabrina and told her "if mi missing a Alec tek mi" she laughed and said, "Girl him naah duh that but alrite."
After digging through 6 drawers and a closet my room was a mess and I still couldn't find anything to wear. I started scrolling on Instagram to see if I could buy something real quick but stopped looking immediately when I saw a store selling a Shein item that costs $14usd for 10000jmd. Hey me dash dung the phone an start kill my self a laugh inuh caah anybody buy that a chop them get chop.
I was confused, I didn't know what to wear, I didn't know what occasion it was.
I got tired of wondering and picked out a black and red Nautica blouse. I chose Nautica because I know he loves the brand, with black shorts and Tory birch sandals I wore a gold chain with my initial, a gold watch, and anklet with a crossbody bag. I wasn't the type of girl that knew how to do makeup and praise be to god I didn't have to. Caah a girl like me god bless differently, nice face no additives or preservatives.
It was 4:30 an mi a seh to miself uh know seh dah boy yah nuh know time. He then called and said "uh ready now sunshine" I hissed my teeth and say "uh nuh know time" he then said "uh a woman inuh suh mi affi give uh 30 minutes grace period"
I chuckled a bit and told him I was ready.
After about 5 mins he reached the lane to my house...
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