Keeping Up With The Squadashians

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"Coming up next, another episode of America's favorite reality show, "The Life of Eiffel"."

"With me, Eiffel!"

The squad was sitting on the couch at the Harpers' house, watching The Life of Eiffel together. They each had a bowl of popcorn, and they were completely invested in the show.

"Ugh, when I was in ballet class with Eiffel, I couldn't stand her." Dawn said, "But now that she's on TV, I love her."

"Me too." Ricky said.

"Me three." Nicky said.

"Me three, too." Dicky added.

"I still hate her." Y/n replied, "But this show's good."

The five ate some popcorn, as a new episode started.

Eiffel and her sister were fighting about a game night and Eiffel being odd. According to Eiffel herself, she wasn't odd, but odd-acious. Out of anger, Eiffel decided to host her own game night instead, without her sister. And at the end, she flipped the table dramatically.

The squad jumped up, throwing their popcorn bowls through the living room.

"OHHHHHHH!!!!!"

"Okay, who's hurt?" Tom ran into the living room.

"SHHHH!"

"Anyone bleeding?" Anne asked.

"SHHHH!"

"I think one of 'em sprung a leak." Tom said to Anne.

"No one's hurt." Y/n replied, when the squad finally stopped screaming.

"We were just watching The Life of Eiffel." Dawn explained.

"With her, Eiffel." Ricky added.

"This episode is so good." Nicky exclaimed.

"Lilly's having game night and uninvited Eiffel." Dicky started to explain.

"Because she thinks she's odd." Ricky added.

"So then Eiffel was all, "Ugh, I'm not odd. . . I'm odd-dacious"." Dawn imitated and sat down in the splits on the coffee table.

"But then Lilly was all, "Ghost out, toilet paper princess. Around here, you're number two."." Y/n continued and joked. The quads all laughed.

"Have you guys been watching this all day?" Anne asked concerned.

"Well, the day's not over yet, but that was our goal, yes." Ricky replied.

"Yeah, it's not like we're addicted to it or anything." Nicky added.

"Oh, well, then you won't mind if I turn it off." Tom grabbed the remote and the kids jumped up, screaming in terror.

"No, no, no!"

"Dad!"

"Tom!"

"Why did the bad man take my friends away?" Dicky whined, looking at the now black TV screen.

"I'm sorry kids, but it's time you "ghosted" out of this show."

""Ghosted", Dad?" Ricky said disappointed, "Don't try to sound young."

"You kids need to stop watching other people's TV lives, and start living your own lives." Anne said.

"You don't understand. They're rich and famous." Nicky said, and the squad sat back down on the couch, "Their TV lives are way more interesting than our real lives."

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