「 ★ 𝗞𝗼𝗸𝘂𝘇𝗮𝗻 ★ 」➽──❥ 𝗢𝗻𝗲𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘁𝘀❟ 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗼𝗻𝘀❟ 𝗲𝘁𝗰!

Silly things

Just some incorrect quotes and maybe some hc's as well.. 

I'm really in the writing mood and have the "idea juices" flowing, but I have history homework so I'm gonna do this, then my homework, and then do a real chapter 💀💀💀

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Yoriichi: Rating my brother's colleagues based on how much they've slept with him! 

Yoriichi: Akaza- 10/10! Has never slept with my brother. 

Yoriichi: Douma- 9.5/10! He's probably thought about it, but has never actually slept with my brother. 

Yoriichi: Muzan- .... YOU SON OF A- 

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(Yes I'm gonna make Yorrichi's whole thing hating on Kokuzan 💀💀 I personally don't like him so that's what he gets 🤷‍♂️) 

Muzan and Koku: *couple stuff* 

Yoriichi: I quickly became homophobic. Hating on gay ppl became a part of my lifestyle. 

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Muzan (narration): A stinky sun breather ghost tried to fight me again today. 

(Muzan's nickname for Yoriichi is stinky it's cannon I'm Gotouge) 

Muzan: But by pure coincidence, I happened to know his brother on a first name basis. I waved at him and he smiled. I then looked back at Stinky and said "I'm gonna fuck your brother". I gave him more phycological damage then any dead family member will ever give him 🤣😂 

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Music tastes: (Modern au) 

Koku: I feel like this is a new/unpopular opinion but I feel like Koku would be a vocaloid fan (This is totally not me projecting /sarc) He'd probs like Neru, Maretu, Karikibear, Syudou, and the Nightcord at 25:00 covers... He'd also probably like TUYU and MARINA (Ik marina isn't vocaloid but I feel like he'd like her a lot)

 Akaza: He'd love Melanie Martinez. This is cannon and not debatable. (He and Shinobu would both love her SM... also totally not me projecting again 🤪)

Muzan: Idk tbh... I feel like he'd either listen to something incredibly niche, or just listen to anything.. He'd probably also listen to what Koku listens too

Douma: Anything sexually explicit 💀💀💀

Daki: She'd like American pop and Tik Tok music

Nakime: Classical and again idk what but probs smth really niche 

Kaigaku: Idk what the music genre is called but the type of song that GMFU is.. the stuff that was really popular a few weeks ago 

Gyutaro: Idk maybe rock or smth?? 

Gyokko: Musical theatre. He'd try to be in plays but always fail the audition because he'd only go for the leads😭😭He'd then go on crew and be a great set designer, but he'd be really salty 

Hantengu (old man): Something very calming. 

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BONUS!!! Akaza bc we love him 

He hates to admit it, but if Douma had a good personality he would date him... (I don't ship Doukaza but it makes sense to me that Akaza would have found him attractive at first (let's be honest, he basically falls in love with every strong guy 💀💀), but bc Akaza hates his personality and his disrespect for women he'd never get near him.)

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time for that history homework!! 😍😍😍/neg