More incorrect quotes

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Help I forgot to write 😭😭

Anyways, I've been really tied this week so I'll just do some more incorrect quotes and or headcannons in this part. DW though I'll still keep up with chapters but probs not within the next two weeks bc I'll be away next week 😭😭😭

Also, tysm for 900+ reads!! I'm glad that ppl seem to like my story. Lmk what you'd want for a 1k special!! 

The quotes will be a mix of modern au and normal au, Y'all get to decide which are which

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Yoriichi: STOP DATING MY BROTHER! 

Muzan: Y'know what, I'm gonna start dating him even harder. 

Yoriichi: What's that supposed to mean??! 

Muzan: You know what it means. 

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Koku: Muzan, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Muzan: Well of course I have.

Muzan: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Muzan: It's boring.

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Koku: Do you take constructive criticism?

Muzan: I only take cash or credit

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Muzan: You love me, right, Koku?

Koku: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.

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Koku: *Accidentally hits Muzan in the face*

Koku: *Trying to decide between saying 'I'm fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*

Koku: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Muzan: What's wrong with you?!

(Legend has it that that Koku apologized for 3 hours and it still haunts him till this day) 

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Muzan: I prevented a murder today.

Koku: Really? How'd you do that?

Muzan: self control.

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Koku: How petty can you get?

Muzan: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Muzan: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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