*in Limbo*
R.K: What I'd miss?
Vanny: Well...
*Cassidy is kicking and punching Glitchtrap*
Vanny: This random five year old came and started beating the s**t out of Glitchy.
Glitchtrap: MIKE!!! HELP!!!
Vanny: He's also been screaming that every 5 minutes.
Glitchtrap: MIKE!! HELP!!
R.K: ARE YOU REFERING TO MIKE SCHMIT OR MICHEAL AFTON?
*At the building*
Jigglypuff: Have you guys seen Kirby? I went to get him, but he wasn't in his room.
Galeem: Hmm, I haven't seen his night. Very odd..we should go find him.
Dharkon: And I know exactly how we should do it. Follow me..*walks away, and the other two follow him*
Dharkon: I've been working on this for a while..I call it, *opens the door and reveals a giant waffle mech* Gun-Man!
Galeem: ...I don't even wanna KNOW why you named this thing Gun-Man.
Dharkon: We can do like a trojan horse thing!
Galeem: I dunno...
Dharkon: Please.
Galeem: Fine...
Jigglypuff: I call arms!
Dharkon: I call head!
Galeem: Man I always get stuck with the a*s!
Jigglypuff: Just deal with it.
*Cut to Kirby writing in a book in a sunflower field. The mech gets up behind him. He notices*
Kirby: Is..is that a giant waffle mech?
Dharkon: I don't think he spots us.
Jigglypuff: He totally spots us Dharkon.
Dharkon: NO HE DOESN'T!!
Kirby: Is that Puffy and Shadow?
Dharkon: Uhhh we're a gift! Take us into your city! Or something...
Kirby: Are you guys trying to do a Trojan Horse thing?
Galeem: WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS?!
Kirby: Look, just come out of the mech, and we can talk this out like adults.
Dharkon: Ok...
*The three come out*
Dharkon: Now spill the beans Kirby! What was that R.K lady talking about?!
Galeem: And what's the deal with that creepy book? *points to Kirby's book, which is completely black and has a red pentagram on it, and is locked*
Jigglypuff: Is it your diary? I promise we won't judge if it's your diary.
Kirby: Well, you see....*runs off*
Jigglypuff: KIRBY WAIT!!
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Ask or dare the cast of Super Smash Bros Ultimate!
FanfictionBasically, you can ask any character in Smash Ultimate any question. Also, featuring human Smash characters! Like human Kirby and human Pikachu. So yeah. Keep it PG, no creepy stuff and have fun! Also, warning: swearing edit: discontinued
