Okay, I know we were in the middle of a cooking arc, but things came up and I'll explain next in the next chapter. In the meantime, take this because I feel bad for not posting
Pit: Make no mistake, not only am I party rocking, but I am also in this house tonight.
Palutena: But are you shuffling?
Pit: Everyday!
Mario: WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU TWO SPEAKING?!
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Marth: Don't you care that Dharkon is trying to destroy us all?
Zelda: But he's so bad at it.
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Link: I'm not gonna come up here and say "my wife is a b***h and I don't like her."That's not true. My wife is a b***h, and I like her so much!
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Dark Samus, Pit, and Link: O saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus~
Dark Pit: -Now they're going to bed, and my stomach is sick, and it's all in my head, and she's touching his-
Dark Samus: DARK PIT!!!
Pit: >:-|
Link: O.o
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Dharkon: This was a terrible idea. Why didn't anyone stop me?
Galeem: Because you didn't tell me. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!
Dharkon: If I told you, you would have stopped me!
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Ask or dare the cast of Super Smash Bros Ultimate!
FanfictionBasically, you can ask any character in Smash Ultimate any question. Also, featuring human Smash characters! Like human Kirby and human Pikachu. So yeah. Keep it PG, no creepy stuff and have fun! Also, warning: swearing edit: discontinued
