Silver: Ok! It's time you learn how to rob a store! First things first, you need a getaway driver. *gestures to Scarlet*
Dharkon: Galeem, you'll be our getaway driver since you suck.
Galeem: :(
Silver: Next, you'll need the leader. Aka, me.
Dharkon: I'm the leader!
Silver: Perfect, next, you'll need the muscle, for us, it's Soleil.
Dharkon: I'll be that too since I'm the only one with abs.
Silver: Finally, you need the brains off the operation, like Star.
Jigglypuff: I'll be that since it's my turn with the braincell.
Kirby: What about me and him? *points to Bronze*
Silver: Oh, right. You 2 are...the snack guys.
Kirby: Yes!
Bronze: O-ok...
Silver: Alright, let's do some training. Galeem, go steal some sunglasses *points to a kiosk called "The Sunglasses Hut"*
Galeem: Ok...*walks over to the kiosk*
Random kiosk lady: Hello sir, would you like to purchase some sunglasses?
Galeem: Uhhh...uhhh..*disintergrates her with light and grabs the kiosk*
Soleil: WAIT WHAT?!
Galeem: START THE CAR!!
*Everyone books it to the car. Scarlet slams on the gas.*
Silver: Ok. Who can tell me what Galeem did wrong?
*Everyone except Galeem raises their hand*
Silver: I think we all see that he made a mistake. Happens to the best of us. We'll try this again at the next location.
*at the other mall*
Silver: Ok, Bronze, go steal some sunglasses!
Bronze: Umm, o-ok..*heads towards the sunglasses kiosk*
Random kiosk lady 2: Hello sir, would you like to buy some sunglasses?
Bronze: Umm..d-do you like d-doritos?
Random kiosk lady 2: Yes. I love them so much I'm part of the Dorito cult.
Bronze: W-well, take this! *throws a Dorito bag*
Random kiosk lady 2: LORD DORITO!! I'M COMING! *runs away*
*Bronze takes a pair and runs back to the group*
Silver: Great job Bronze!
Kirby: Ohhh, I see! We need a distraction, and take what we want!
Silver: Exactly! Now, go rob that Starbucks! *points to a Starbucks*
*The 4 burst through the door. Kirby and Jigglypuff do the distraction dance and everyone is entranced. Galeem and Dharkon take all of the money and signal that it's time to go. *
Galeem: INTO THE CAR!! GO GO GO!!
*The 4 head into the car and take off.*
Silver: So proud...
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Ask or dare the cast of Super Smash Bros Ultimate!
FanfictionBasically, you can ask any character in Smash Ultimate any question. Also, featuring human Smash characters! Like human Kirby and human Pikachu. So yeah. Keep it PG, no creepy stuff and have fun! Also, warning: swearing edit: discontinued
