Jigglypuff: We got a new dare.
Kirby: What is it?
Jigglypuff: You have to be locked in a room without food.
Kirby: WHAT?! For how long?!
Jigglypuff: They didn't say, so I'm choosing. And it's for a week. *picks him up*
Kirby: NOW HOLD ON JUST A SECOND
Jigglypuff: *carries him towards a large room and opens the door*
Kirby: PUFFY PLEASE
Jigglypuff: *yeets him in the room and locks the door* And now we wait.
*1 week later*
*Jigglypuff is playing Pokemon Sword in the main room with the lords watching*
Galeem: So in your main game, your kind gets captured by 12 year olds and hace to live in tiny balls unless you're brought out to battle each other?
Jigglypuff: Yeah pretty much.
Dharkon: And this has been going on for 25 years?
Jigglypuff: Yep!
Dharkon: Wow. No wonder Pikachu has an emotional dependency on Diet Coke.
*Meta Knight and King Dedede walks by*
Meta Knight: Hey, have you guys see Kirby? We've been looking for him all week.
Jigglypuff: *laughs* Funny story actually. He got a dare to be locked in a room without food, so I locked him in a room without food.
King Dedede: YOU DID WHAT?!
To be continued....
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Ask or dare the cast of Super Smash Bros Ultimate!
FanfictionBasically, you can ask any character in Smash Ultimate any question. Also, featuring human Smash characters! Like human Kirby and human Pikachu. So yeah. Keep it PG, no creepy stuff and have fun! Also, warning: swearing edit: discontinued
