Basically, you can ask any character in Smash Ultimate any question. Also, featuring human Smash characters! Like human Kirby and human Pikachu. So yeah. Keep it PG, no creepy stuff and have fun! Also, warning: swearing
edit: discontinued
Previously on Ask and Dare the Smash Ultimate cast
Jigglypuff: Right, so basically Kirby got a dare to get locked in a room without food, so I made him do it for a week, so a week late Dee and Meta were like "yo wheres Kirby" so I told what happened and they were like "WTF" and here we are. Recap over!
Now
Jigglypuff: What's the big deal? Kirby's some kinda death god, so he can handle not stuffing his face for once.
Galeem: I thought he was a black hole.
Dharkon: And I thought he was some sorta knock-off version of her. *pokes Jigglypuff in the cheek*
King Dedede: Listen nobody knows what the f**k Kirby is, so let's move on.
Meta Knight: When quarantine fiest started way back, it was clear Kirby wasn't built for it. One, when he feels any emotion, he eats, so I had to go grocery shopping every week, so f**k social distance.
King Dedede: Another thing, he can't handle being alone for more than an hour, so once again f**k social distancing. When we found this out, I ran a little experiment to see what would happen if you made Kirby be alone without food.
Jigglypuff: What...were the results?
Meta Knight: I'll put this a way you kids can understand; Imagine Attack on Titan and Tokyo Ghoul had a child and it was the twin of The Promised Neverland
*Hearing this, our heroes rushed to the room*
Galeem: Nothing could have gotten TOO bad, right?!
Dharkon: *under his breath* s**ts**ts**ts**ts**ts**ts**ts**ts**t-
Jigglypuff: Sugimori I hope I'm not too late! Hang in there Kirby!
*The 3 of them make it to the room. Jigglypuff pulls out a key and unlocks the door. They open it and see what's inside.*
All 3: AAHHHHHHH!!!!
To be continued.... Also, I have decided at the end of each chapter, I will post what the Smashers look like in the book. For this, Galeem and Dharkon!
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