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<Chapter One: Bloopers: Meeting Tanjiro>

What happened:
The boy was bowing to him, begging him not to kill the demon. Giyuu grit his teeth, shoving Miyake's hand off of him in a cold mannerism, making said male pout and move out of Giyuu's way.

"Tomioka-San..."

Giyuu ignored the boy, even though Miyake never called him by his last name unless important, he couldn't focus on him with the rage blinded in his eyes like a marble to water.

"Don't ever give others a chance to murder you!"

Miyake flinched at the harsh tone, "Tomioka-San please, he's grieving-"

"Stop that pathetic groveling!" The water user continued to yell, "If it was the least bit effective, you family wouldn't be dead!"

The boys brows furrowed and he shook on the cold snow, lips pursed in sadness yet curiosity, his hair blowing in the harsh wind.

Miyake hated the cold...

What REALLY happened:
The boy was bowing to him, begging him not to kill the demon. Giyuu grit his teeth, shoving Miyake's hand off of him in a cold mannerism, making said male pout and move out of Giyuu's way.

"Tomioka-San..."

Giyuu ignored the boy, even though Miyake never called him by his last name unless important, he couldn't focus on him with the rage blinded in his eyes like a marble to water.

"Don't ever give others a chance to mur- ACK!"

Miyake shoved his hand into the back of Giyuu's head, forcing the poor hashira's face into the fake cold snow, "DAMN BITCH! BE NICE AND ACCEPT MY FUCKING LOVE!"

"CUT!"

<Chapter One: Bloopers: Heading To HQ>

What happened:
"Giyuu-San?" Miyake piqued as they gracefully ran back to headquarters.

Giyuu hummed, not paying any attention to his partner.

Miyake pouted and let out a whine, "Giyuu-San! I thought I was your favorite!" He mumbled, "your mine..."

What REALLY happened:
"Giyuu-San?" Miyake piqued as they gracefully ran back to headquarters.

Giyuu hummed, not paying any attention to his partner.

Miyake pouted and let out a whine, "Tomioka-SANNNNNNN!!!!!! Listen to meeeeeee!!!!!!!! PLEASE! HEY! HEY! HEY MOTHERFUCKER-"