Blast To The Past (Spy x Family X Male Reader)

Final Mission: A Drop In Time

William is seen recording on a building, tossing a soda down to Y/n. Y/n feels bad intent and catches the bottle, "atta boi!"

Y/n smiled and tried to throw it back, but he misses and it crashes in Himiko's apartment, who starts to scream, "AH-"
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"Watch out for children? What does that mean?" Y/n asked as he is seen driving a car.

"It's just a sign we have for the kids in the neighborhood." Loid explained as a kid walks up to the car.

"That's amazing, I love safet-gasp! Here comes one now, don't worry, I saw the sign!" Y/n smiled as he rolled down the window.

Oni pulled out a gun, "get out the car."
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Himiko is seen holding Anya while holding a phone, "we have your child."

Loid suited up, "what are your demands?"

Himiko glared, "are you out of your mind, the school is closing soon! Come get her now!"
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Y/n is seen tinkering with his gadgets when Yor suddenly falls through the ceiling. "..."

"..." there was silence.

"Hi, Y/n."

"Hi mom,"
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"Hey, what's your body count?" William asked Y/n in the lunch room.

"Oh me? I think like 30 now." Y/n smiled as Sora and Delilah both stopped breathing.

"Damn, man, you are a hoe!" William said it how it was.

"How does that make me a...?" Y/n held his chin, realizing, "Wait are we talking about people we've slept with?"

"Y-yeah." William clarified.

"Well, I haven't done that yet." Y/n smiled as the others were confused.

"Then...then why'd you say 30?" Sora asked.

Y/n laughed and walked out, William shouted, "WAIT! WHAT DOES 30 MEAN??"
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Anya looked at her ripped up Penguin, "so..." Y/n, Delilah, William, Sora, Becky, and Himiko, all looked at her, "who ripped it. I'm not mad, I just wanna know."

Sora looked at everyone, "it was me, I ripped it."

"No, no you didn't." Anya stated. "William?"

"Don't look at me, look at Y/n." William pointed at Y/n.

Y/n was slightly annoyed, "what? I didn't break it."

William slid closer, "That's weird. How'd you even know it was ripped?"

Y/n got a pissed smile, "because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's ripped."

"Suspicious."

"No it's not." Y/n retorted.

"If it matters, probably not but Himiko was the last one to go near it." Delilah brought up.

"Liar I don't even like that stuff!" Himiko glared.

"Oh really, then what were you doing by the couch earlier." Delilah stuck back.

"I was resting in order to push back my frustration on you idiots failing your tests, everyone knows that, Delilah." the tension grew.

"Okay, let's not fight, I ripped it, let me pay for it, Anya." Sora pulled out her wallet.

"No, who broke it." Anya asked again.

William looked over at Becky, "Anya, Becky has been awfully quiet."

"Really??" Becky seemed offended.

"Yeah really."

The room then erupted into chaos. Anya looked over, "Bond did it. He was playing around and it got too heated. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paints on their faces and a pig's head on a stick....good. It was getting a little chummy around here."
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Yuri puts down a plate, "the plate is interesting, but it's too spicy."