[ them pooping ]
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Aries: poops aggressively and suffers from butt pain - Cartman
Taurus: most likely poops while reading - Stan
Gemini: accidentally drops their phone in the toilet - Craig
Cancer: steps out for Christophe mid-poop because they aren't strong enough to hear them wail
- Gregory
Leo: complains about the stink - Kyle
Virgo: wipes the toilet seat before sitting - Tweek
Libra: poops and pees equally - Clyde
Scorpio: *is thinking dirty thoughts* //pun intended// - Kenny
Sagittarius: had to poop at the worst time and ended up unintentionally kicking Gregory out
- Christophe
Capricorn: does it at a leisurely pace - butters
Aquarius: diarrhea - Damien
Pisces: sits on the toilet like a duck - Kenny
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South Park Zodiacs
RandomI made this because there aren't enough South Park Zodiacs. \(.<.)/ Anyways, enjoy this book. STARTED: June 10, 2017 Highest: #44 in Random (Thank you!) #1 in Bored (HOW?! TYSM)
