[ Them in the hot day ]
➖➖➖➖➖Aries: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH - Tweek
Taurus: pool pool pool pool pool pool pool pool pool pool pool pool pool pool pool pool pool pool (and hot chicks maybe-) - Kenny
Gemini: smiles through the sweat like it doesn't even bother them but they're actually suffering - Token
Cancer: *spongebob voice* I NEEEEEEED WATER!!1!1! I NEEEEEED IT SKJCJEJFJE - Craig
Leo: lol I'm dying someone get me an ice cold lemonade and an air conditi— - Cartman
Virgo: just think of cold stuff. Ice.....snow....Antarctica... Antarctica would probably melt in this heat oH FUCK ITS SO HOT OUT - Stan
Libra: sits in the shade like a fucking SMART person god dammit - Gregory
Scorpio: probably takes off their clothes because it's tOO DAMN HOT - Christophe
Sagittarius: plays the "I'm too hot (hot damn)" part of Uptown Funk TOO MANY FUCKING TIMES - Butters
Capricorn: I wonder how long it'll take me to die in this wasteland - Damien
Aquarius: has literally everything they need. Is under an umbrella, has water and isn't complaining at all god fucking damnit Kyle.
Pisces: to the tune of 'Let it Go' a kingdom of FUCKING SUNBURNS and it looks like I'M GONNA FUCKING DIE. - Clyde
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South Park Zodiacs
RandomI made this because there aren't enough South Park Zodiacs. \(.<.)/ Anyways, enjoy this book. STARTED: June 10, 2017 Highest: #44 in Random (Thank you!) #1 in Bored (HOW?! TYSM)