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[ Reasons why they're still awake at 3 in the fucking morning ]
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Aries: Sexting probably - Kenny

Taurus: Cat videos - Clyde

Gemini: Existential crisis - Christophe

Cancer: Crying over his fucking ex - Stan

Leo: Too lazy to go to bed - Craig

Virgo: Reading fanfic - Butters

Libra: Bubble bath - Token

Scorpio: selling their soul to Satan - Damien

Sagittarius: laughing at astrology posts - Gregory

Capricorn: Midnight snack bitches! - Cartman

Aquarius: Yoga - Kyle

Pisces: ?????? - Tweek

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