Chapter 12 : Coon and Friends

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Y/n POV
Me and Kyle were walking to school together and stopped by at a nearby stop sign seeing Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny

"Wait, What's Twinkie doing over here?" Cartman asked Kyle in a rude manner

"We just got out of our houses at the same time so I figured we might as well as go to the nearest bus stop" Kyle replied.

"Hmmmmmmm..... Are you sure you're not dating (y/n), or anything. Right?" Cartman asked, still eyeing me and Kyle suspiciously

"Just lay off fatass." Kyle replied, with a faint blush on his cheeks

"Woah, Kyle's blushing! When did you guys started dating?"

"WERE NOT DATING!" Kyle yelled at Cartman

"Or at least not yet...." Kyle mumbled quietly

"Wait what did you say back there Kahl? 🌚"

"I said fuck you, tittyman."

I quietly snorted at Kyle's insult and as well as Stan and Kenny

"WELL FUCK YOU TOO JEW!" Cartman shouted at kyle.

"Hey, (y/n)'s awfully quiet about the situation. So, are you actually going out with Kyle?"

"What?! No I---- Not yet!" I defensively and quickly replied while having a small blush on my face making it look awfully suspicious

"Fuck." I thought to myself

"Not yet, huh?" Cartman asked.

"HAHA. KYLE'S DATING A TWINKIE. KYLES DATING A TWINKIE!"

"Well at least he's got a girlfriend unlike you" y/n groaned and whispered quietly rolling my eyes. I said it pretty quietly but Stan and Kyle heard it making them laugh out loud

"Hey, hey! What are you cunts laughin' about?!" Cartman yelled

They just ignored him, laughing. Leaving Kenny and Cartman confused

"Hey, the bus is here!" I exclaimed and Immediately got on and as well as the other four.

I sat in the back seat, where the six graders were since all of the other chairs were full

(Just pretend that the six graders and 4th graders share busses on Mondays. Which is today)

I just pulled out my phone and started to put on my earphones and watch boku no hero academia on my phone

"Well well well, if it isn't a widdle fourth grade--- woah!" The sixth grader got cut off by seeing Momo Yaoyorozu, one of the most sexualized characters in their hero costume

"TITS!" He thought to himself

"Gimme that phone!"

"Why?"

I noticed him eyeing yaoyorozu and I saw what's up

"Oh, I can share it with you if you'd like. Do you want the anime's title?" I asked

"Uh well--"

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