(y/n) POV
"Are you guys sure about this?" I asked them as I hugged the handle bars of the merry go round so that I don't die
"Nope, anyway. You guys ready?" Cartman asked us as he got ready to push the merry go round
"Wait-- hold on." Cartman suddenly walked away a little bit
"EVERYONE! I WANT YOU GUYS TO MAKE A BET ON WHOEVER WILL LAST ON THE MERRY GO ROUND THE LONGEST..... IF YOU WIN ILL PAY YOU TEN BUCKS. And iiii suggest you don't pick Kahl."
*Whisper*
*Whisper*
"I'm betting on the new kid!"
"I bet on Stan!"
"I bet on Kyle! Im pretty sure its one of cartman's stupid pranks to get us not to vote for the winner"
"I bet on Kenny!"
"I bet on Butters!"
"God damn it Cartman! Let's just play the game before recess is over." Kyle complained
"Fine fine whatever, alright everyone! Pay up" Cartman started to collect the money from the students and take down notes on who voted who and noticed that the new kid has the most votes.
Cartman POV
"Looks like I'm going to have to take the new kid out....." I thought to himself as he looked once more and saw butters with the least votes
"And make butters win"
"Butters!! You better hold onto that pole like you life depends on it!" I yelled as I walked over to him and gave him a pair of gloves with suction cups under that i coincidentally had
"O-oh Jesus! Uhm! Okay then...." Butters replied
"ONE, TWO..... THREE..... GO!!"
I started to spin the merry go round as fast as I could
(Y/n) POV
"Hey, what's happening over there? Wait, is that Stan?" Wendy approached the situation as she saw Stan, Kenny, kyle, butters and me on a merry go round going really fast
"HOLY SHIT ITS WENDY--- BLEueh" Stan vomited but due to the air and shit his vomit got thrown at Kenny's face causing Kenny to be stunned fly off the merry go round breaking his neck in the process and dying
"OH MY GOD! I KILLED KENNY!" Stan yelled as he fell off the merry go round
"YOOOOOUUU BASTAARD--" Kyle reflexively let go of the pole to point at Stan and guess what? He flew off and landed safely in a pile of leaves that were coincidentally there
"Kyle, Kenny and Stan are out! Now it's between (Y/n) and Butters!" Cartman yelled as he started to do some annoying sports commentary
"IIIIII FEEEEEEEELLLL SIIIIIIICKKKKK" Butters yelled as he held onto the poles for dear life while I was just hugging the pole with both of arms and legs so that I don't loose..... AND FUCKING DIE---
"GO BUTTERS GO! GO BUTTERS GO! GO BUTTERS GO!" Cartman started to chant until....
Butters fell off
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Southpark x Reader Insert
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