Blaze: What? I'm not aggressive!
Sai: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?
Blaze: Survival of the fittest, b*tch.
Solar: If Lunar and I were drowning, who would you save?
Metal: You two can’t swim?
Solar: It’s a hypothetical question, Metal! Who would you save?
Metal: My time and effort.
Cyclone: What are y’all’s favorite things to wake up to?
Thorn: Breakfast in bed!
Quake: Emails from AO3!
Lunar: My favorite thing to wake up to is not waking up at all.
Lunar: The screams of my enemies are a close second though.
Ice: I think I need a hug...
Thorn: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
Ice: You... you can let go now.
Thorn: No, I absolutely cannot.
[Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread]
Sori: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
Supra: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.
Sopan: if you want information it is
Gentar: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?
Thunder: *Reading a letter*
Cyclone: Well, what does it say?
Thunder: It’s a confession letter. It turns out Ice killed my pet rock.
Blaze: Uhh.. Lunar just asked if we want to…
Blaze: “Fell the mighty before their time and display their carcasses in our homes?”
Metal, not even looking up from his phone: He's asking if you wanna cut down Christmas Trees.
Blaze: Oh, that makes more sense.
Ying: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?
Yaya: A pet WHAT?!
Gopal: William Snakespeare.
Ice: What's the most efficient way to burn calories?
Cyclone: Exercise more!
Lunar: Set yourself on fire.
Metal: There are two kinds of people.
Blaze: Hey, I was wondering, have any of you guys ever seen Lunar’s bedroom?
Thunder: No, He refuses to let any of us visit. You know what that means.
Solar, nodding: Eternal Darkness.
Ice, nodding: Hell.
Cyclone, nodding: A spaceship!
Thorn, nodding: A Chamber of a secret demon cult held by the overlord, Satan.
Thunder: What? No, I meant it's messy. What the hell is wrong with all of you?
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Boboiboy Galaxy ; Oneshots And More
FanfictionThis book contains ; Oneshots, Scenarios, Headcanons, And Incorrect Quotes This is where I dump all of my ideas (some are inspired ones). Mostly, I'd attempt to make fluff ones, but there might be some angst as well :) And I'll be adding 2 extra el...
