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WARNING/s ;
: Violence
: Deep Topics
: Typical CHAOS












Lunar: There is no future. There is no past. Do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing on edge at a time. When the whole design is visible in every facet.

Quake:

Solar:

Thorn:

Everyone else at Lunar's Birthday Party:

Solar: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake.












Blaze: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Solar: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Metal: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Thorn and Cyclone: We joined in on the dumb stuff.

Quake: I TRIED TO STOP YOU, COUNTLESS OF TIMES, FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF.












Blaze: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!

Thorn: And loud!

Cyclone: And grumpy!

Metal: And oblivious to reality.

Thunderstorm:













Quake: Ice, wake up!

Ice, half asleep: Five more minutes…

Quake: You’ve been in a coma for two years!

Ice:

Ice: Okay, two more minutes…













Blaze: Are you okay?

Cyclone, crying: Yeah, it was just the onions.

Blaze: *Picks up an onion* What the f*ck did you say to my son!?











Sori: Do I sound smart, or am I smart?

Supra: You sound unbearable, to be perfectly honest.











*Their reactions to being told ‘I love you’*

Blaze: Thanks fam!

Lunar: oh no

Cyclone: *cries* I love you too!

Solar: Sounds fake but okay.

Thunderstorm: *A flustered mess*

Metal: Can I get a refund











'Can I copy your homework?'

Thorn: I can help you with it!

Solar: Yeah, sure.

Blaze: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Metal: lol nope.

Cyclone: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Ice, Lunar, and Thunderstorm: *Read 5:55pm*












Thorn: Hewwo.

Cyclone: Hihiiiiii!

Solar: Greetings, Humans.

Metal: Three kinds of people.

Ice: I want pudding.

Thunderstorm: Four kinds of people.

Blaze: WHAT’S UP F*CKERS?

Lunar: Five kinds of people.










Solar: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Blaze: Have everyone stand.

Thorn: Bring three more chairs!

Metal: The most important ones can sit down.

Lunar: Kill three.

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