[Metal is speaking on the phone with Quake]
Metal: Yeah, I'm with him.
Thunder: I'm f*cking dying-
Metal: Yep, they're okay.
Thunder: I have a knife in my chest!
Metal: No, he can't talk right now. He's sleeping, sorry.
Thunder: I'M BLEEDING OUT-
Frostfire: Why would I flip my sh*t about that?
Supra: Because you flip your sh*t about everything.
Frostfire: Well, will you look at this. Here is my sh*t, and yet it remains unflipped. Just sitting there on the skillet, getting burned on one side. It’s a miracle.
Cyclone: honk.
Thunder: WHAT.
Cyclone: HONK.
Thunder: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SH*T?????
Cyclone: Oh gosh I wish I got more sleep I only got six hours!
Blaze: Six? I only got three!
Quake: You guys got sleep?
Solar, comes stumbling out of their room and grabs a jug of coffee before saying: What year is it??
Qually, with his hands cupped over each other: I found a cool spider!
Ying: Oh? Lemme see!
Qually, opening his hands to see nothing there: …hm.
Ying: …where’s the spider.
Qually: *looks troubled and stares at his hands*
Fang: Oh no.
Ying: Qually, WHERE’S THE SPIDER?!
Thorn: What’s something you guys are better than Solar at?
Thunder: Mario Kart.
Metal: Yeah, video games.
Lunar: Emotional vulnerability.
Sori: Present your best argument for eating bacon.
Gentar: If animals don’t want to be eaten, then why are they made of food?
Quake: Truth or dare?
Solar: Truth.
Quake: How many hours have you slept this week?
Solar:
Solar: Dare.
Quake: Go to sleep.
Solar: I don't like this game.
Solar: Hey, Quake, have you thought about having children?
Quake: ...
Quake: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.
Solar: But we're not childr-
Quake, already distracted: BLAZE, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!
Thunder: *Turns on the kitchen light*
Ice: *Sitting at the table, eating bread*
Thunder: It’s four in the morning.
Ice: Turn the light back off.
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Boboiboy Galaxy ; Oneshots And More
FanfictionThis book contains ; Oneshots, Scenarios, Headcanons, And Incorrect Quotes This is where I dump all of my ideas (some are inspired ones). Mostly, I'd attempt to make fluff ones, but there might be some angst as well :) And I'll be adding 2 extra el...
