Ice: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gonna unmake it to sleep in it anyways?
Quake: Why should I feed you if you're just gonna die anyways?
Ice:
Ice: I'll go make my bed-
Fang: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.
Ying: You always act stupid.
Ying:
Ying: Wait...
Cyclone: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK.
Blaze: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.
Fang: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
Sai: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
Metal: Looks like someone's a HO.
Blaze: NaBrO.
Solar: I'M DONE WITH ALL OF YOU!
Thunder: Fine! I don't give a sh*t!
Metal: You seem to give a lot of sh*t for someone who claims not to give a sh*t.
Lunar: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Thorn: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~
Lunar: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Solar, recording: This is so cute.
Quake: What do you call disobeying the law?
The Bros: A hobby.
Quake: *crosses his arms*
The Bros: That we do not engage in.
Thorn: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Gopal: Cannibalism.
Thorn: *confused chewing noises*
Gopal: Man, I’m gonna get fat if you keep feeding me all these chips and junk!
Fang: I’M NOT! I was eating them and you took them.
Gopal: You said I should try some!
Fang: I said they were good.
Gopal: That’s not how I heard it.
Solar: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.
Sai: What's wrong with you??
Solar: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.
Fang: No, he meant other than that.
Solar: Ohhhhhh.
Solar: I haven't slept in 4 days.
Lunar: Can we go to a haunted house?
Quake: What’s wrong with the one we live in?
Lunar: Wh-what?
Quake: Goodnight, Lunar.
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Boboiboy Galaxy ; Oneshots And More
FanfictionThis book contains ; Oneshots, Scenarios, Headcanons, And Incorrect Quotes This is where I dump all of my ideas (some are inspired ones). Mostly, I'd attempt to make fluff ones, but there might be some angst as well :) And I'll be adding 2 extra el...
