Lunar: Die.
Thorn: Please don't die!
Lunar: DIE!
Thorn: PLEASE DON'T DIE!
Thunder, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?
Ice, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Thorn wants Lunar to accept it as their kid.
Qually: So what do you have planned for the future?
Gopal: Lunch.
Qually: No, like long term.
Gopal: Oh...um, dinner?
Thunder: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
Lunar: Only if you also don't ask why.
Lunar: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag*
Thunder: ...
Thunder, grabbing a skull: This one will do.
Yaya, to Fang: Why is Ying not talking?
Fang: I'm playing the silent game with her.
Yaya: Well, then you just lost.
Fang: I lost two hours ago. I gave her ear plugs and told her to close her eyes. It was the only way I could think of to get her to shut up.
[The Gang is asked what they would do with 5 children with only 3 chairs.]
Yaya: Get two more chairs!
Boboiboy: They can get their own chairs.
Ying: Make them fight for it.
Fang: You only need one chair to beat them all with.
Gopal: I would never be near children.
Qually: Kill two.
[the TV is freaking out]
Yaya: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.
*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*
Ying: Yeah, that didn’t work with my grandma either.
Thorn: Hey, you wanna know a secret?
Thunder: No.
Thorn: Okay.
Thunder:
Thunder: Do you smell smoke?
Thorn: The secret is that the house is on fire.
Quake: My back hurts.
Metal, walking into the room: Take the spine out.
Thunder: YOU READ MY DIARY??
Solar: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
Blaze: Fight me!
Sai: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle?
*Later*
Fang: Why is Sai crying?
Sheilda: Blaze kicked him really hard on the ankle.
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Boboiboy Galaxy ; Oneshots And More
قصص الهواةThis book contains ; Oneshots, Scenarios, Headcanons, And Incorrect Quotes This is where I dump all of my ideas (some are inspired ones). Mostly, I'd attempt to make fluff ones, but there might be some angst as well :) And I'll be adding 2 extra el...
