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WARNING/s ;
: Cursing / Swearing (They're Censored)
: Unsafe Suggestions (Please don't follow what they're doing 🙇‍♀️)
: Mentions of Hate, Violence and such (Don't take it seriously, this is all just for the fun of it :] )
















Solar: Why would you give a knife to Blaze!?

Ice, shrugging: Blaze felt unsafe.

Solar: Now I feel unsafe!

Ice: I'm sorry...

Ice: Would you like a knife?










Cyclone: Heh, Thundy sneezes like a girl

Thunder: How about I pound you like a boy?

Cyclone:

Thunder:

Thunder: That didn't come out right.










Solar: HELP! I TOLD QUAKE I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT, BUT I CAN'T COOK!

Metal, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?














Lunar: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill anyone any more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury. I am a weapon. I am–

Quake: A kind person

Thorn: A cinnamon roll

Cyclone: A sweetheart

Lunar:

Lunar: ...stop it.














Ice: Blaze and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.

Quake: *sigh* What did he do?

Ice: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and..

Blaze: Who wants a steering wheel?











Quake: Solar, keep an eye on Thunderstorm today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Solar: Sure, I'd love to see him get punched.

Quake: Try again.

Solar: *sigh* I will stop Thunderstorm from getting punched..












Cyclone: What do you think Blaze will do for a distraction?

Metal: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.

*Building explodes, and several cars go off*

Metal: ...or he could do that.
















Thorn: What time is it?

Ice: I don't know; pass me that saxophone, and we'll find out.

*Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

Thunderstorm: WHO THE F*CK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE ITS TWO IN THE MORNING

Ice, looks at Thorn: It's 2 am.















Quake: While I'm gone, Cyclone, you're in charge.

Cyclone: Yes!!!

Quake, whispering: Solar, you're secretly in charge.

Solar: Obviously.














*Solar sleeps for the first time*

Thorn: Hey, is Solar sleeping or dead?

Thunderstorm: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.

Metal: Yeah, so did I.

Solar: Okay, first of all, f*ck you–





























A/N ;
: Okay so, most of them have Solar or Metal, but I still have ideas for the Kokotiam Gang and other Characters, I'll try not to make this book by making only BoBoiBoy's elementals since I’ve also liked other Characters than them (Especially Said & Sheilda) :D

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