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Sopan: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Gentar: Mine just says "Gentar no."

Sopan: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.












Yaya: I’m not mad, I just need to know why you two had a fake ID.

Fang: *Incoherent mumbling*

Yaya: Huh?

Ying: …You need to be 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo.












Ice: Are you a cuddler?

Lunar: I'm a machine of death and destruction.

Ice:

Lunar: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.











Thorn: What’s your favorite color?

Blaze, with a serious face: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.

Thorn: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?

Blaze: My favorite color is pink.











Frostfire: *slams books down in front of Supra*

Frostfire: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Supra: You could of said literally anything else.

Frostfire: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Supra: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.











Cyclone: So, what's for dinner?

Solar, staring at the food he burnt: Regret.












Lunar, playing a video game: How do I play?

*lunarthedarklord has drawn first blood!*

*lunarthedarklord is on a killing spree!*

*lunarthedarklord is on a rampage!*

*lunarthedarklord is unstoppable!*

*lunarthedarklord is dominating!*

*lunarthedarklord is godlike!*

Lunar: Don’t worry guys, I figured it out.











Cyclone, wiping tears from his eyes: If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, it’s meant to be…

Thunder: I’m literally just going to the store.








Blaze, trying their first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY! WAHAHAHAHAHAUA—

Solar, an avid coffee drinker, on his twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me
awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.









Thorn: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Lunar, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, f*ck you.


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