why did i have to fall in love with you?

Chapter 8

I did what any normal person would do when they got two weeks of school, i slept. Today its new years eve and again my mum invited Alex and her famly. Apparently there staying over, all three of them. They always came for new years before, turns out my mum and dad lived in England for a bit and they did to, i was confused by the stories but the point was they were staying over tonight and were here now!

Me and Alex were playing the xbox as always but Grace was in my closet on the phone, every so often you would hear a howl of laughter "maybe she's masturbating!" i said and Alex just looked at me "what?" she asked and i nodded "well every so often you hear a howl, maybe shes masturbating and she is in my closet and were not aloud in!" i said and i could she was a bit confused "thats her laughing!" she said with a light laugh and i shrugged "yeh but maybe she also sounds like that when she gets pleasure!" i said and i smiled cos she was trying not top picture it

I tapped her head "aww is your brain being evil now?" i asked and she nodded as here breathing got heavier to calm herself and i smiled "why was the blonde dissapointed by her lLondon trip?" i asked and paused the game, she smiled "why?" she said "she found out Big Ben was actually a clock!" i said and she laughed "not again!" she said and i nodded

We heard a howl from my closet "okay lets make a bet, tenner says shes masturbaiting!" i said and she smiled "its laughter but okay!" she said and we shook hands "okay,A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither one of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars -- there's nothing left! This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."

The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."

The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."

She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police." i said and she laughed 

"i have to try that at somepont!" she says and i nodded "lets make your ribs burst, shall we?" i asked and she smiled "only because playing the xbox now gets boring!" she said and i nodded, it was a bit. "Children in the backseat can cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat can cause children." i said and she laughed and nodded "true!" she said and i smiled,

"another one then, A trucker drives his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill and starts down the other side when he notices a man and a woman making love in the center of the road. He blows his horn several times, but they don't budge. He slams on his brakes and stops just inches from them.

Getting out of the cab, madder than hell, the trucker walks to the couple, still in the road, and yells, "What the hell's the matter with you two? Didn't you hear me blowing the horn? You could've been killed!"

The man on the highway looks up and says, "Look, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes." i said and she burst out laughing

"okay thats enough!" she said and i nodded, Grace came out of my closet with a smile on her face and i smiled "so you were in there for a long time!" i said and she nodded and sat on my desk chair "sounds lie being on the phone gave you alot of pleasure with the sound of the noise!" i said and i was hit on the arm by Alex "yeh it did!"