(A/N): This is mostly based off my own group chat with my friends so expect things to be chaotic 💀💀 this one will be a little short, sorry!
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Name changed to: hot planetary babes
Earth: HEYYYY WHATS POPPING‼️
Jupiter: Wait, what happened to the other name?
Earth: I changed it cause I'm built:different 🥶🥵🤰😩 AH HA
Saturn: Those emoji combinations are confusing
Venus: I don't have the energy for this go throw some asteroids at Mars or something
Mars: Weren't you the one scolding us earlier about doing that lmao?
Earth: he's SUSSY af 👺🥶
Venus: Earth you do not need to be constantly endangering everyone else every five seconds
Earth: Yeah I do its a medical condition called "deez"
Venus: oh god guys don't ask him what it is
Mars: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Mercury: What's deez?
Uranus: Dude don't
Venus: GODDAMMIT
Earth: DEEZ NUTS 🥶🙏 THE BOYS 👦💯 SUPREME‼️ 👑✨
Jupiter: Mercury, honey, just... dont.
Venus: NO 💀
Mars: FOULLL LMAOOO 💀💀
Neptune: it watches 👁️
Uranus: ?? Huh
Earth: Neptune enough with the cryptic scriptures
Saturn: Who's watching?? I don't get it.
Venus: Nobody
Earth: Neptune youre okay right?
Venus: it's "you're" dumbass get youre grammar right bozo
Jupiter: Venus, you also got it wrong as well.
Earth: blud do you even know the difference? 💀 "you're" is a contraction of "you are" and "your" is a possessive adjective so I'm right. Get "YOUR grammar right" makes much more since than "get YOU ARE grammar right" 💀
Also imagine using "bozo" in 2024? Most original insult
Mercury: I can't do this right now -_-
Jupiter: What Mercury said ^
Venus: I'm betting ten bucks you just googled that
Earth: And I bet twenty that you couldn't even comprehend this extensive universal rocket science knowledge even if you googled it first
(A/N): By the way, yeah, he googled it.
Uranus: Come on mates we can't be arguing over grammar, we're better than this
Saturn: Hey guys I'm back!
Saturn: Wait what's deez?
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Solarballs Oneshots || 🚀‼️
Fanfiction- Hello fellow Solarballs fan! This book is about oneshots, scenarios, headcanons, and even some art that is centered around the Solarballs fandom! This isn't a full fledged book, rather one of those oneshots books you see around. 1/29/2024
