Sincere/Shama
Crenshaw, CaliLai walked back over with ah look of disgust.
That's what ha ass get, I told ha ass not to eat that shit.
"I told you not to eat that shit and you did it anyways" I said shaking my head
She sat on my lap
"I didn't want to be rude" she said looking all sad
Auntie G came back over to us
"How was the pie baby?" She asked
Nasty...that's what the fuck it was.
"I enjoyed it very well" Lai said lying ha ass off
"Good cause I put my foot in it" she said smiling extra hard
"Literally"
I hope the shit get stuck.. fat ugly bitc-
"Well enjoy the party"
"You too ma'am"
She walked off and I started laughing
"What's funny? I forgot to laugh" Lai said all sarcastically
"You tasted ha foot in that shit?" I asked
"And did. Shit tasted like what mothballs smell like" she said
"Come on mama" I tapped ha thigh making ha get up
We walked in the kitchen. Ma either had to be in the kitchen cooking more food that's not needed or in the living room cleaning after all these bad ass kids running around.
"MA, WHERE YOU AT?" I yelled
"Boy, if you don't stop telling in my damn house imma knock some sense into your ears" She said from inside the kitchen
Ian even yell...she just been listening too hard
We walked in the kitchen and I gave her ah hug
"Wassgud ma"
"Hey baby, how you been?" She asked
"I'm good ma. How bout you?"
"The lawd brought me this far chile" she looked over at Lai
"And who is this beautiful woman?"
"Ma, this Lailani. Lai, this ma dukes" I introduced
They hugged and greeted each other and Ma turned back to me
"Is this your girlfriend?"
"Yes ma'am"
"Finally, I don't even remember the last time you brought a decent girl over. It's always been the hoes"
She right.
I shook my head and turned to Lai
"I'll be right back" she nodded and I pulled Ma into the living room cause I already know she wanna talk
She spokr first, "Do you love her?"
Okay well damn..
"Yes ma'am" I said keeping it respectful
"Enough to get her pregnant?"
"How did you-"
"I'm old and imma women"
"Yes ma'am"
"She met your father?"
Yeahhhhh... no
"Not yet ma" I said telling the half truth
"One last question" she said
"Shoot" I said laying back getting comfortable
"Are you absolutely sure your making the right choice right now?"
"Fashoo ma. Like I said I love her. She ain going no where" I said while watching Lai interact with my family members
"Imma have to drop out the game. I can't have you, her or my kids in harm's way"
"Kids?" She asked looking beyond confused
I laughed
"Yeah. She having twins" I said smiling just thinking about it
"How exciting. Well I will support you guys 100%"
"Thank you ma" I said helping her up and hugging her
We walked back in the kitchen
"You got her enough food* ma asked me taking potato sales our the fridge
"Yeah she always eating" I said playfully
"Um.. she's eating for 3 sir"
"Aight ma, I'll see you soon" I said hugging her
Ian gon lie to ya....imma forever be ah mama's boy.
"Okay baby" I gave her ah kiss and went back outside to see Lai sitting down on her phone
I sat down and she instantly moved out ha seat to sit on my lap
She must want some dick...
She spoiled fashoo
All in all, I'm glad I had that talk with my mama. Good to know where her head at wih all this.
Ion know what made me look up but I did and saw.one of my old hoes that I almost got pregnant come up to us
She started to talk about who did Lai hair.....
I whispered in Lai ear, "you ready to go?"
She nodded an we got up and Lai told her we had to go.
I turned around to Aaliyah,
"If you in some funny shit, you better dead it"
"Okay daddy"
Mmcht...these hoes mane
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School kicking my ass
This teacher finna get slapped
Y'all im sitting at my desk taking notes she gon walk past me and say "make sure you write them notes"😑😑
I swear my hand been shakin to slap ha ass....she gon get hers
Yeh anywayssss......how's school fa y'all??