I made a Sonic Book of Randomness, a Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness, a Danganronpa Book of Randomness, and a Cuphead Book of Randomness, and now it's time to add a new addition to the Randomness family: The Kid Icarus Book of Randomness!
It was a morning in Skyworld, and Pit, Dark Pit, and Palutena were enjoying breakfast.
Pit: This sure is a great breakfast, Lady Palutena!
Dark Pit: Gotta say, I agree with the dimwit! Thanks, Palutena!
Palutena: [She blushed from the compliments] Aww! Thanks, boys! [She heard knocking] Huh?
Pit: Who could that be?
Palutena: [She sighed] It's probably Viridi again... She's still mad at me for how I redecorated her temple...
Dark Pit: Well, she has no one to blame but herself! She's the one who made the bet!
Palutena: True... I'm just gonna go get it over with... [She went over to the door and opened it, but instead of seeing Viridi, she saw the self-proclaimed God of the Sun, Pyrrhon] P-Pyrrhon?!
Pyrrhon: Greetings, Palutena! It is I, Pyrrhon!
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Palutena: [She sighed] Yes... I can see that... I'm not trying to be rude, but what are you even doing here?
Pyrrhon: What?! Can Pyrrhon not pay a visit to his friends?!
Palutena: I wouldn't say were friends... Don't you remember what happened between you and the Aurum...?
Pyrrhon: Umm... Pyrrhon would much rather forget about that... Anyway, can Pyrrhon come in and see how Pitty boy is doing?
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Palutena: Umm... Sure... Pit! Dark Pit! Pyrrhon's here!
Pit: [He ran over to Palutena and Pyrrhon, Dark Pit dashing behind] Wait... PYRRHON?!!!!!
Pyrrhon: PITTY BOY!!!!! [He went over to Pit and hugged him] Good to see your flightless self after so long!
Pit: [He sighed] Yeah... flightless self... How are you, Pyrrhon?
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