Beacon Academy, Beacon Cliff
The Mercs were all lined up on the cliff with Glynda preparing to launch. Meanwhile everyone was in the Amphitheater watching.
Scout: Woooh! Let's get this started!
Heavy: I am getting too old and giant for this.
Medic: And you vill be ok Heavy!
Engie: Alright, I'm going to set up a tele-
The Mercs were then launched with no heads up.
Scout: AHHHHH!!!!
Engie: Dag nabbit Ozpin!
Soldier: Screamin' Eagles!
The Mercs soared in the air following each other through the air before landing in a tree.
Scout: Ow! ... Ow! ... Ow! ... Ow!
Scout kept falling onto tree branches before falling onto the ground.
Scout: Auuuuugh....
Just as Scout got up and dusted himself off, Soldier fell onto Scout hitting him in the head with his Gunboats.
Scout: Agh!
Soldier: Hello Scout!
Scout: Get off me Soldier!
Soldier: Yes sir!
Soldier then walked off of Scout. Scout then got up again just as PYRO landed onto him.
Scout: Gah!
Pyro: Mhmmmm mhmmmmmm mmmmmhhm.
Scout: Not now Pyro!
Pyro then hopped off Scout with some glee in his 'voice'.
Scout: I swear to God if one more person lands on me I'm going to-
Heavy: INCOMING!!
Medic: AHHHHH!!!
Scout looked up to see the falling giant and doctor.
Scout: Aw, crap.
Scout tried to run only for him to run right under Heavy and Medic, crushing him.
Scout: AGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Amphitheater
Everyone had mixed reactions to Scout being crushed.
RS 3: That sucks.
Ruby: Poor Scout.
Weiss: That dolt deserves it.
Blake: How so?
Yang: Well, he is a mercenary.
Jaune: True.
Nora: Well, I think that the Demoman and Soldier are cool!
Ren: Is it because they have explosives?
Nora: YES!!
Meanwhile Ozpin and Glynda had a similar yet different reaction.
Ozpin: Mr. Scout seems to not be having a good time.
Glynda rolled her eyes.
Glynda: Yes, his comrades do keep falling on him.
Emerald Forest
Scout was now sat down on a log with Medic healing him as Demo, Engie, Spy, and Sniper walked to them.
Engie: Howdy partners, what happened 'ere?
Medic: Ve might have all landed on ze Scout.
Spy: At once?
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Remnants Mercenaries [TF2/RWBY] (Discontinued)
FanfictionEngie is working on a brand-new machine for RED team. What happens if the Scout being the idiot he is, spills some BONK on it causing it to malfunction. Creating a portal sending them to Remnant. What if Ozpin took advantage trying to help them go h...