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Remnants Mercenaries [TF2/RWBY] (Discontinued)

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Engie is working on a brand-new machine for RED team. What happens if the Scout being the idiot he is, spills some BONK on it causing it to malfunction. Creating a portal sending them to Remnant. What if Ozpin took advantage trying to help them go h...

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Prologue

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R.E.D Base
Scout walks in on Engineer who was working on an entirely new machine in the storage room, with some BONK in hand.
Scout: Yo hardhat whatcha workin' on?
Engie: I'm working on a new machine Scout, what do you want?
Scout: Well, I was wondering if-
Scout then leans over on some scrap metal before falling over.
Scout: Woah!
Engie: Scout, no!
Scout then drops his BONK on the machine causing it to shoot off sparks into the air like fireworks.
Engie: Dag-Nabbit! Damnit! What did you do Scout!
Heavy and the rest of RED team walked into Engineer's and Scout's problem.
Heavy: What is baby men fighting about now?
Engie: Scout spilled some of his god-darn BONK on my new ma-
*BOOM*
A portal opened up above Engineers machine.
Engie: What the!? Ahhhh!
Engineer proceeds to get sucked into the portal.
Scout: Ah crap! Overalls!
Scout then also proceeds to get sucked in right behind.
Scout: Aaaaah!
Heavy: Scout!
The portals suckage then becomes more extreme pulling everything in the room towards and into the portal which included the resupply locker.
Spy: God damnit Scout!
Everybody then gets sucked into the portal as it closes.
Remnant
Beacon Academy, Beacon Amphitheater.
The 9 classes fell from the air crashing down on the ground.
Scout: Agh, that... really freakin' hurt!
Demo: Oh, that smarts!
Sniper: Grah!
Engie: God damnit Scout!
Soldier: Where are we!?
Scout: Soldier I thi- AGH!!
The resupply locker then fell onto Scout, more specifically his head.
Scout: Oh, my beautiful head! MEDIC!
Medic: Doh, dummkopf!
Medic then pulled out his Medi gun, healing Scout.
As everyone got back up and reassured themselves, they looked at their surroundings.
Heavy: Where are we?
Engie: I got no clue.
Scout: What do you mean overalls?
Engie: It means I don't know Scout! You caused all of this in the first-place city boy!
Scout: Oh c'mon hardhat if you didn't work on that machine in the first place we wouldn't be here!
Engie: Why I oughta!
*Creak*
The Amphitheater doors swung open to reveal a supposedly middle-aged man with white hair and a cane with a blonde woman holding a riding crop.
Scout: Well, hello gorgeous!
Scout was all of a sudden put into a bubble midair.
Heavy: Scout! Not again!
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