Y'all I'm so damn dumb!
So fucking dumb!
Y'all wanna know why?!
Alright so I was at Von's house. You know the usual.
So boom boom boom. Pow.
Clap clap clap clap damn her coochie loud.
Then I told this nigga that I love him.
It was an accident though. On my mom cause I don't love these hoes.
So like you know when you doing the nasty with somebody and they ask you do you love them?
You be so in the moment, you just say yes.
Like you just say it no thinking. Just vibes like omg.
He did it on purpose though so I got something for his ass!
Now I'm sitting here looking dumb.
I know I shouldn't think too much of because he's not. He sitting there playing that wack ass game.
I still feel so dumb though.
"You want some wings?" Von asked making me look up.
"That's all y'all eat." I mumbled.
"It's a yes or no question." He stared at me.
"Ugh sure." I threw my hands up.
"Bitch stummy hurt!" Monica yelled before banging on the door.
"Wake Y'all asses up! Nobody sleep for this long in this damn house!" She yelled before She walked away.
"Shut yo loud ass up! Nobody should be this loud!" Jerm yelled.
"Nigga don't play with me!" She yelled back.
"Y'all need to shut the fuck up." Von yelled.
"I ordered your wings." He mumbled.
Lemon pepper wings with a sprite yes sirrrr.
We started walking down the stairs and Durk look stressed, Monica eating like usual and, India looking like she was bout to fight Jerm.
It's all a mess.
"I ain't never seen two pretty—shut up. Say it again and watch what happen." India slapped Jerm in his head.
"HAAAAA." I yelled.
"It wasn't even that funny." Von said and ate one of Monica's French toast sticks.
"I— wait— he just playing y'all." She chuckled.
"Now you know she don't play about her food." I shook my head.
They bout to fight.
My money on Monica.
She turn into the fucking hulk when— omg.
"Von why you smack her like that?" Jerm said with his hands on his cheeks.
"I ate that shit." Monica said and got back up.
"That was a good one." She shook her head.
"India stop laughing." Monica smacked her thigh.
"You had to hit my sista like that?" Darren asked.
"Y'all niggas ain't say nothing when she punched my head." He shouted.
Ooouuuu.
"Lamont and Tuti all over again."
