13: MJ is a queen even though she exposes Peter like a leg

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Peter rode the subway to school, much to Tony's dismay since he wanted to drive Peter. But once Peter had convinced him that an Avenger/Billionaire/Tony Stark was sure to draw unwanted attention, he laid off it.

While Peter waited though, he struck up a conversation in the chat with everyone.

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baby

oi who changed ma name

Eminem bwitch

I think it was Natasha...

mama spider

I don't regret it, if that's what you mean

Oompa Loompa

WHAT

mama spider

or that

Oompa Loompa

Everyone is so mean to me, you're all bullies

THIS IS NOT TEAM INCLUSION

Ironndan

Why do I have dan in my name

shut up clint

baby 

damn daniel calm down

Eminem witch

Also Peter, I would like to apologize again for picking you up without your consent that one time during the night a few days ago

It was rude

baby

it was fun

And it's fine

Eminem witch

k good

oh fuck no

???

YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED

can you give me an S!

baby

Wanda how did you swear

S!

Eminem witch

You'll never know

Please, please go.

???

Never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can you give me an i!

baby

i!

???

Can you give me an a!

baby

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