Rias vs Akeno and Asia

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Koneko: *In her chair* Okay, I was pulled from having my morning drink so can someone tell em where are the Defendants and the other person

Ryo: *Looking at the paper* Rias vs Akeno and Asia for...I knew it

Koneko: *Sighs* I knew it was gonna happen, bring them in

As soon as they say that, the door opens and Rias, Akeno, and Asia walk into their respective places but with Akeno and Asia next to each other

Koneko: Okay President we all know why your here so can you say it

Rias: Your loli *points to Akeno and Asia* THESE TWO THINK THEY CAN HAVE MY ISSEI FOR THEMSELVES!

Akeno: ITS NOT MY FAULT I LIKE HIM!

Asia: YEAH! YOUR SOME BITCH WHO THINK SHE CAN HAVE ONE GUY FOR HERSELF IN A HAREM ANIME! 

Rias: THE PRESIDENT OF THE CLUB AND HIS MASTER!

Asia: FUCK YOU BEING HIS MASTER! FIGHT ME!

Akeno: LET ME JOIN IN!

Rias: YOUR AL ON!

Ryo: As much as I love this we need to put a stop to this

Koneko: *Eating brownies* Yeah, who we calling

???: I VOTE ISSEI!

Issei: DAMMIT VALI!

Asia: ISSEI! MY LOVE!

Rias: REALLY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

Asia: WHAT AM I DOING!

Rias: TAKING MY MAN!

Asia: TAKING YOUR MAN!

Rias: ARE! YOU!

Asia: ...Yes

Rias: ...WELL I'M GONNA FUCKING HURT YOU!

Asia: WITH WHAT!

Rias: *Runs over to Issei and kisses him*

Vali: LE GASP!

Issei: *Falls to the floor* I'm done for the rest of my life *passes out*

Akeno: YOU SLUT!

Rias: *Smirks* Oh, did I upset you

Ryo: The hell is happening

Koenko: I don't know anymore, JURY!

Riser: *Stands up* We have come to a conclusion!

Sona: We've decided that-

Saji: RIAS MUST SHARE ISSEI WITH THA OTHER GIRLS IN HIS HAREM!

Riser and Sona: DAMMIT SAJI! *Kicks him in the nuts*

Saji: Meep *falls to the floor*

Koneko: Well pres, you heard them

Rias:  *Passes out*

Aken and Asia: YAY!

Koenko: With hat said and done, comment other battles for peope in my court and see ya next time

Ryo: See ya readers

Everyone else: SEE YA!

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