Motohama and Matsuda vs Issei

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This was a request from ironassissin19. Also, yesterday was Issei Hyoudou's birthday, so happy birthday to him! Enjoy!

Koneko: *In her chair* Okay senpai, who is it this time

Ryo: *Reads paper* Its gonna be Motohama and Matsuda-

Koneko: Who are they

Ryo: Minor characters that most people hate and need to be useful

Koneko: So side characters

Ryo: Yes, anyways they are suing him for having a harem

Koneko: Bring them in

Suddenly, Motohama and Matsuda come rushing through the door while Issei jumps in the the window. Then, they all get into their respective places

Ryo: Oh yeah, happy birthday Issei

Issei: ...That was yesterday. Wait, why didn't I get a special chapter on the dxd book!

Ryo: Don't ask me take it up with Drago

Issei: Oh yeah, DRAGO! WHERE'S MY CHAPTER AT!

Koneko: Umm, can we continue with the case please

Issei: Oh yeah, so *points to his perverted friends* They're suing me for having a harem which I think is stupid. Its not my fault I'm so hawt!

Motohama: SHUT UP ISSEI!

Matsuda: YEAH! UNLIKE YOU YOU GOT PEOPLE WHO LIKES YOU IN A ROMANTIC WAY! 

Issei: ...Matsuda there's a girl who has a crush on you tho

Matsuda: ...*Steps out of his seat* I end my case *walks to a seat*

(True facts, there's actually a girl who likes him if you go on the dxd page)

Motohama: WHAT THE HELL MATSUDA!

Issei: Your loli-

Koneko: YOUR LOLI-wait you actually said it nevermind

Issei: As you can see my friend is lonely and is jealous cause no girls love him, making his answer invalid

Motohama: WHAT!

Koneko: Jury, your decision

Riser: Well your loli, wait a second *kicks Saji in the nuts*

Saji: I didn't even do anything, meep *falls onto the floor*

Riser: We've some to a conclusion that Motohama is just a jealous pervert upset about life, that is all and Issei isn't guilty

Issei: HELL YEAH!

Ryo: Good job Issei

Motohama: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *Falls to the floor*

Matsuda: Yo he's down fam

Koneko: Is that all, then lets go Ryo

Ryo: *Kamui's him and Koneko out of there*

Issei: Well then...hope you enjoyed and comment other cases and until next time guys, SEE YA!

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